Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer Part 2

Well, the concept is pretty simple, ask a stupid question, then someone gives a stupid answer and asks another stupid question. This is suppose to be humorous so just keep that in mind, don't take things literally. here we go.

Does the sun taste like purple apathy?

 

Because Chuck Norris said so, yes indeed it does.

Does the Pope drink root beer?

 

No he drinks flower beer

Will coffee get married to hot sauce?

 

Nope Coffee will get married to tea
Will the world blow up tomorrow?

 

No. It will however, do the Mexican Hat Dance.

What would you do if a flaming homeless guy came running out of the dark RIGHT NOW?

 

Take off my pants.

What would you do if lightning stuck in the same place twice?

 

Go tell the lottery dudes it's time for my money.

Why do people like to talk to you, even when they know you're messing with their heads?

 

Its has started raining cats & dogs....

Why do things break?..

 

That is a mistake that most people make, people always assume that lighting does not strike the same place more than once but that is a highly unplausable assumption. Lightning strikes the same place all the time, maybe not in the same day, weeks, or years but I assure you that once a lightning bolt strikes somewhere it WILL strike that place again in due time, to think otherwise is adsorb.
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Things break because they're unbreakable

Why is grass green?

 

Because of QWERTY keyboards.

Why are colors even named what they are?

 

'cause all the fish will die from a heart attack

why do we have legs?

 

So that we can handstand...
Why are pens meant for writing?...

 

cause pencils are made for cleaning your years

why is the sun so bright?

 

So we can't see the light!

Why are keyboards called keyboards?

 

Because you can press buttons....

Why are fridges cold inside?

 

So it can be a cold place for beverages.

Where have all the cowboys gone?

 

To make a new brokeback movie I sup'ose.

Why is there no letter before A in the american alphabet?

 

Because there is no alphabet before Z in Zimbabwe...

 

Why did you not ask a question!?

Now I have two questions in a row don't I?

 

Whoops..sorry..

Why do people need to eat..