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I actually don't masturbate.

 

http://www.lpassociation.com/forums/showthread.php?t=27726

Sorry

 

Haha. Nah, it's not because I'm annoying him 'cause we talk all the time, he's just freaking out about his brother and he needs to think about it for himself.

But yeah, that was pretty funny.

 

Ladies and gentlemen, may I introduce Mr. 1%?

jk

 

Why waste my precious sperm on bedsheets and tissues?

 

That's a very valid point, you know.

 

Your bottle's almost empty, you know this can't go on...

 

So...

Apparently to my art teacher, the werewolf I'm drawing looks like a ferret. Sure it's a rough drawing for now, but come on. Seriously?

 

Aw man, a ferret? That would hurt my feelings.

A werewolf ferret...

 

The agility and strength of a wolf, the cleverness of a man, the body of a ferret... it's Werewerret!

 

How are you, Iain? We haven't talked in a while.

EDIT: Shit, I gotta go. Hopefully ttys dear. <3

 

Precious with a face like that?!

Just kidding man You're really hot.

 

FUCKING IOJASF;OIAFSDGHJSG
the fridhe door shelf just broke when i opened so everything it was holding fell and smashed on the floor
and i cant get the shelf back on because its broken
now im going to get bollocked for it from my mum
i think i have glass in my foot

 

Holy hell, I don't think I've ever laughed so hard in my life.

Awesome story. xD

Edit: Stupid typos.

 

*buuurp*

Cappuccino! <3

 

Lost still rules

 

MAN IM SUCH A DUMBASS!
i just burnt my fingers for the 2nd time in 2 days because i forgot they where hot
1 - on the tripod in physics, it had just been heated with a bunsen burner and i picked it up to put it away
2 - on the pan in the kitchen to see if it was hot WTF?!

 

Sounds like you've had a lot of bad luck lately. Here's to hoping it all goes away.

 

Thankyou

 

LOL