Random Thoughts 15

uh oh...

 

Haha.


Well. I went out for a uni bar crawl last night. Lost my phone, stayed in some girls house without letting my parents know that I wasn't coming home (mainly because I'd lost my phone). My mum phoned up a few of my mates trying to find out where I was and none of them knew. Then, I woke up this morning and had to go to school wearing this:



To which my school didn't take too kindly, especially because I stank of ale and was still quite drunk. Then, I had to walk all the way home because I had no money (3 miles) whilst really hungover.




But yeah... So fucking worth it for the night I had though

 

!

What did you get up to last night then apart from getting plastered?

 

Carnage!

Was awesome.

Not sure what went down with the girl though tbh. I don't really remember

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/ind....viewPicture&friendID=2697834&albumId=1427924

There's the photos from the night

Pay particular attention to this photo:
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/ind...ndID=2697834&albumID=1427924&imageID=27999789

 

Good. God.

 

It was amazing, once again

 

On a fucking monday evening aswell. I don't go to crazy shit like that during weekends ffs.

 

Ooooooooooo yeah


It was so funny because I got sent home and got told to get changed and come back and by the time I'd gone home and gone back everyone knew about it and was like "Boulton! you're fucking mental mate!" and "you alright like?"





Everyone shat one about me disappearing like

 

Fucking showoff.

 

Sure am !


Anyways. I'm off to Bournemouth.


Buh bye

 

My own creativity surprises even myself sometimes.

 

I fucking love Bob Sinclar. <3

 

Only Americans eat duck sauce
And my soy sauce is for you, I can put it in your shoe
Watch this- I can tiptoe while you take a piss

Why do I find this so funny?

 

Nom nom nom nom nooom....

 

Little Willie was a scientist
Little Willie is no more
For what he thought was H2O
Was H2SO4

 

That always cracks me up.

 

Yeah, it's up there with the roses are red ones

Roses are red
Violets are blue
All of my base
are belong to you

 

That reminds me of Will's:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'll fuck you with a rake


Oh, the good times...

 

Hahah yeah, there are tons of these over at bash.org

My all-time favourite one:

<Sonium> someone speak python here?
<lucky> HHHHHSSSSSHSSS
<lucky> SSSSS
<Sonium> the programming language

 

Where've you been actually? Tastos...tosta...tasto? I know your name is something with those letters, I just don't know how to arrange them.