Happy Birthday to you, Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday annoying girl and gay douchefag, happy birthday to you!
"You know, it's like my girl friends birthday do you like sing a song or anything?" "Oh what are yu a little ten year old happy birthday blah blah blah.." "Is that shit!?" Maybe not be exact..
Hilarious. I think you should edit your "warning" and add "Not for those who can't stomach the thought of pepto bismal chicken, and poop cake".