Random Thoughts 14

I have no idea whats going on between you two right now?

 

Football.

FOOTball football, not NFL.

 

Wait, I mean, I hope Interpol or whoever are competent enough to arrest Shinawatra at least, because he is seriously a criminal. Probably not though.

 

Pscht. It was only Peinaar that fucked up and ruined our unbeaten run!

 

I don't see how he's a criminal tbh. But then again, Man City are like my second favorite premiership team (if there is such a thing lol) so I'm biased.

Yeah but that's how football is sometimes. He's been playing great the past few weeks but then he cocked up big time. Happens alot. That fucking cunt had to do it today though didn't he and spoil my teams 4 point lead.

 

I suppose he is a prick more than anything. Probably the same as Bush if you take wars of suspect legality and justness out of the equation but that's neither here nor there.

 

Damn brits and yer stupid soccer. Why don't ya, watch a real sport like American football! Give me some of that bratwurst... and PASS ME A FUCKIN' BEER!!!!!
[sarcasm/]

 

We do have 'american football' it is called rugby

But yeh.. soccer can kiss my ass the overpaid twits

 

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

That's very true.



Wow. This film's sick.


Edit: The strange thing is, under normal circumstances I'd love to see her like that...

For those who think I'm being fucked up; she's on her hands and knees crawling 'round the house while the killers are in some room or something.

 

IT'S CALLED FOOTBALL

@Miaz: Most people involved in professional sports are overpaid tbh.

 

YER DAMN RIGHT! GO PATRIOTS MUTHAFUCKAAAAHHH!!!!!

*Vomits all over self and passes out from too much beer*

 

IST GENNANT FUßBALL

Yeah, I dunno either.

 

Fuck this, I'm outta here.

 

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Is it just me or has Arlene been online on MSN for the whole weekend while set to away?

 

"So... This is a question for the table... Do you fuck all of your cousins, or just the ones you find attractive?"


!!

Awesome

 

I can't think of where I recognise that from.

 

Yeah, she has. She always has it set to "away". I have her on AIM, so that's how I know.

 

That was hilarious and not at all sexually arousing.