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@Ori - byezzz love <3

@Arlene - so what DO I get paid in?

 

Daniel- Well Daniel, *is seductive* you get paid in...CHOCOLATE BARS and shots of vodka! Bwhahaha

 

whooo, so long as I do get paid. But remember, chocolate is an aphrodisiac, and you don't want me getting more drunk

 

Daniel- Or DO I...?

 

ZOMG LOLZORZ

*drinks all your vodka*

 

*sighs in defeat* Dammit Daniel, I need a goddamn drink and then you steal all my booze. *sways drunkedly* I'm enough not drunk, Daniel.

 

Oh fiiiiine, *pulls out bottle of rum* . There, have that

We're SO going to get warned .

 

Lovely, thanks m'dear. *takes a big swig*

And ooh man, we so will...ugh...hahaa.

 

Drunk enough yet :lol?

And yeah, we probably will, lol. Meh.

 

Haha yeah, maybe. And tired as fuc-er i mean, tired as hell.

*pulls out bottle of Kahlua* *looks at bottle in drunk confusion* Where the hell did you come from...?

 

I could think of a few places you could have pulled it from, but I WOULD be warned .


Then go to bed, dear.

 

HAHAH ASS HOLE! Lmao, love ya though daniel.

Hmm eventually...what time do you gotta go? 11 isnt it?

 

but I'm such an adorable, loveable asshole, right?

Yeah, I gotta go in like 3 or 4 minutes

 

Aye, for sure you are m'dear.

Errrr what teh hellzorz. We don't get to talk much anymore...why are you in australia...? Haha.

 

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Timezones FTL

Well, I guess I gotta get going, and you get to bed!

Laters <3

 

Byyyye Daniel! Have fun at school! Ha ha. And I will...

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On that note, goodnight lpa!

 

Michele is so confusing sometimes. -.-

 

ALL HAIL BARRY BONDS*

 

RAPE THE LIMBLESS CADAVER!

 

Don't worry guys, I'll hate 758 when I get to the majors if pitching doesn't work out!