Random Thoughts 12

I was sad because I missed the chance of downloading her topless picture from Myspace and posting it everywhere on the internetz.

I can't even find it so that means it's on lock down

 

*Prods Ruki* Update the blog god damnit! Fucking fanclub members getting all the updates *grumbles*

 

Why don't you join the fanclub?

 

I wish the cross wasn't with yellow, but with white.

 

I don't have £70-£90 a year to spare

 

SEVENTY POUNDS?!

 

It's only that expensive because I can't go straight through the fanclub. Gotta go through someone who lives in Japan and such. Bastards won't ship to addresses outside of Japan unless I pay someone else *pout*

 

I wanna go to Cirque du soleil and look at snake people.

 

I can fix that for you with photoshop if you want.

 

Oh, you're my hero.

 

No one calls me by my name anymore. It's always "Hey Goose!" or "Hey Sparky!" or "Hey Poof! or "Hey Asshole!"

I don't get it.

 

But that's terrible!

 

But you like being called Poof...

 

I actually like Poof because it reminds me of all the fights I started when I was a kid.

I was a little demon.

 

Poof doesn't sound like a demon to me, more like...poofy.

 

Well the story behind Poof is that people would say "Chris pops over your shoulder, tells you some kid said something about your mother or some other false rumor, than when you turned around to say something to Chris... POOF he was gone!"

 

As opposed to..?

 

Yeah...okay.

 

A bigger demon.

 

Terrible?