Random Thoughts 9

I need to learn swordplay. I don't want to join a reenactment group, because that's just learning how to look pretty and tap someone with a stick. I want to learn swordplay properly. And i don't have the slightest clue where to look because the internet is useless. In other news, contrary to what i've been told, AS levels just overtook GCSE's as the easiest and most pointless exams i've ever taken! yay!

 

How so? *Intrigued*

 

last night at work I had some guy come in and try to return a used roll-on deodorant at my checkout. It even had a fucking hair on it! And then he goes off at me and tells me my store has lost a customer after I told him I couldn't return/exchange it. Psh! lol

 

LOL!

The deodorant probably didn't work for him and made all the ladies run away from him.

I remember there was this guy who tried to return a container of yogurt that he ate from!

 

! WTF...and then straight afterwards, a bunch of emos, not one, but like six, all tried to chat up my best friend at work. I swear, she was like WTF afterwards lol.

 

"Hey sexy. You like my scar? It's so hawt."

You must meet very interesting people.

 

Nah, I'm pretty sure it was his MCR shirt and tight chick jeans that did it....now they're hawt....lol fuck no. I swear i would have done something if I hadn't been at work, because rebecca (this girl) has been so supportive of me lately when I've not been feeling too great about myself, and I hated to see her so freaked out. And trust me, I meet some VERY interesting people in my career as a checkout chick....lmao J/K

 

Guy who returned deodorant: Hey babe. You looking fine! *puts arms around her*
Lady: *sniffs* What's that smell?
Lady: *looks at him and walks away*



If I were you friend, Rebecca.. I would've been like "Me. Checkout person. You. Go buy some bandages in aisle 2."

So. I totally bombed my current events presentation.

 

are you implying that I'm a checkout CHICK??? Never! lol j/k. Haha I was tempted to say something like "I'm terribly sorry, but we're all sold out of razors" or "Emos. we don't serve you kind here"....JOKES. I totally suck at speeches. In English, I'm just below college-graduate level for writing, but I'm still sort of at Grade 10 level for speeches lol.

 

You could've said something like "Emos. We don't serve your kind here....but there is a hospital across the street!"

thanks.

Ugh. I hope she'll be more lenient for my mark...but I doubt it. Arg! Now I'm worrying over my English mark.

Yes. I'm smart but I'm super lazy...and sometimes I screw up really badly .

 

LOL! I'm sort of the same. But I'm able to do well without studying at all (try 71% in my Intro Calc exam with no studying), so imagine what I would get if I studied lol. But I'm too lazy. Looks like I'll have to pick that up though seeing as how this is my last year of school before college . And dw, you'll be fine.

 

I understand a lot of the stuff that I'm taught, except for Math 'cause my math teacher can't teach! I can't say I'm the best at math! I'd be counting like "1, 2, 3, 4..." and then I skip a bunch of numbers. LOL!

I'm going to watch T.V.

Talk to you later, hon.

 

Lol okies. Cya

On that note, i think I'm off too. Toodles LPA.

 

I think Hayden Panettiere is my new celebrity crush.

 

So, I'm fixing Bryan's brother's computer -- HOLY FUCK.

I mean, I just logged in through logmein and just one look at it I knew it was doomed...

 

Oh snapz.

 

Yeah, because you couldn't handle the awesomeness of me.

BURN!