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    M-Shinoda

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    M-Shinoda, Dec 15, 2006



    Hey everyone!
    I'm new here (obviously...) and I'm hopin' to meet some people that like LP more than me ( probably not gonna happen). And some new buds to hang with.
     
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    Jennster

    Jennster "That's hot."

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    Jennster, Dec 15, 2006



    Hello! Hi! Welcome! :wave:

    Have fun...and be safe.
     
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    ...Lauren?

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    ...Lauren?, Dec 15, 2006



    Hey :wave: Welcome to the LPA

    Read the rules and have fun posting.
     
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    Tom

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    Tom, Dec 16, 2006



    Hey welcome to LPA, remember always be safe: wear a condom! ^_^
     
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    ...Lauren?

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    ...Lauren?, Dec 16, 2006



    :lol:
     
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    Tom

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    Tom, Dec 16, 2006



    Spreading sexual advice for sexual active people!!!1
     
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    Danasaur

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    Danasaur, Dec 18, 2006



    LQTM.

    (laughing quietly to myself)

    :p

    Yay.Im a newbie.
     
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    Tom

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    Tom, Dec 18, 2006



    Welcome, here's your starter condom.
     
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    Jennster

    Jennster "That's hot."

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    Jennster, Dec 18, 2006



    I hope it's a Trojan condom. If not, then give them two (incase it rips)! I got that from a video I watched in health class.

    Man: C'mon baby, don't deny!
    Woman: Yeah, well, what if it rips? Then what happens, huh?
    Man: Well that's why I have two!

    like wtf? :lol:
     
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    Tom

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    Tom, Dec 19, 2006



    have you ever tried putting two condom's on at the same time? to much pressure to take lol

    and no i gave him/her/it/whatever a Tom special condom, super strong!!!!!
     
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    Seinfeld

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    Seinfeld, Dec 22, 2006



    define :lol:
     
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    Tom

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    Tom, Dec 22, 2006




    You could put it on a bench and chainsaw it, then bench would be in half and the condom intact ^_^
     
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    Seinfeld

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    Seinfeld, Dec 22, 2006



    So basically...it's for soldiers in war...I mean...they WOULD need it...not just for protection against AIDs and stuff :eek:
     
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    Tom

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    Tom, Dec 22, 2006



    unfortunatly we only tested the chainsaw, dunno if gunfire could break it, probly not though.
     

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