Numerous things: -Kick the little bugger -Not be so open -Not get close to girls -Not let anyone control me -Be paranoid
1. kiss that blonde girl when you have the chance 2. do your best at school 3. DON'T GO ON SURVIVAL!! 4. remember those 3things
I'd tell myself: Warning: You have multiple love situations in the future in which each one will conclude in failure! Stay away from all the girls you find attractive until you meet Katherine. Also, stop wearing so much orange, you freak.