Two priests are in a Vatican bathroom using the urinals. One of them looks at the other one's penis and notices there's a Nicoderm patch on it. He looks at the other priest and says, "I believe you're supposed to put that patch on your arm or shoulder, not down there!" The other one replies, "It's working just fine. I'm down to two butts a day."
There's a black guy, a mexican guy, and a preist on a sinking ship. The mexican says, "we have to get off, but what about the children?". The black guy responds with "fuck the children", the preist retorts with "do we have enough time?".
! There's a poor guy, a rich guy and a drunk guy sitting on the edge of a cliff when all of a sudden an angel appears before them and says ''If you jump off this cliff and shout out what you want you'll get it''. So the poor guy jumps off the cliff and shouts ''MONEY'' and he lands in a pile of notes and coins, unfortunatly he dies on impact with the groud. The rich guy jumps off and shouts ''WOMEN'' and he lands on top of a jacuzzi full of hot naked women, unfortunatly he dies on impact and crushes all the women in the jacuzi. The drunk guy runs up to jump off a cliff when he trips on a stone and falls off, he yells ''SHIIIIIIT''...he survives because he lands in a big soft pile of shit.