You'd be the king of all boyscouts if you had that thing. Do boyscout get laid a lot ? That probably answers your question.
yeah suppose, i have a suisse army knife somewhere, but mine has 14 functions on i think, i wouldnt even know where to get a 85 function suisse army knife anyway.
And no normal human will ever be able to use all of them in one life...for that matter in any life ....I mean...what the hell would you ever use it for?
Well, you could cut someone's hair while opening their can of beans, and stabbing the enemy. That's a neccesity now a days in war.
Very true my friend. But really, imagine how incredibly functional you'd be if you applied the 85 extra functions to the ones you already have. It's kind of like adding a soundsystem to your car or putting retractable claws in your fists like Wolverine. Sure, you don't need it, but it would be totally sweet to show off at a party. And yes, I think it would get you laid, Franny. Mos def.