Not that the CD itself is funny, but my story of why it's funny...actually it's stupid...but...laugh if you want... -------- I came into Target early on the morning Reanimation was released. I saw my best friend standing in the isle with the last Reanimation CD in his hands. Being nice I started conversation, "Yo, that the last copy fool?" Friend replies, "Sure is man! I can't wait! OMG! I don't have any illegal file sharing programs! I can't wait! OMG!" I say, "Wow that's awesome...yup...could I see that sweet cover man?" He hands it to me with a smile and a twinkle in his eye. I knee him in the balls, and he grimaces with his hands over his groin area managing to say, "Dude, what the heck? Aww..." "Sorry, my knee slipped. You can have the CD back," I said, putting the CD infront of his face as he was crouching. He stood up regaining his balance, and put his right hand out to grab the CD from me. I said, "Wait, dude, you know there's a secret song on here?" "Really? What track?" he asked me with an interested tone. I pointed to the back cover with the track listings and said, "It's hidden in code on the back cover, see, just read off the first letter of every track and it'll have a secret message to indicate where to find the track." "Really, awesome!" he said, holding the CD in his hands once again, trying to unscramble the fake message I had told him. "It's kinda hard to do dude, have you done it?" "Yeah, lemme show you," I got infront of him and put my index finger to the first track. "Yeah.." he said. "Yeah, then you scroll down and," POW! I knee'd him to the privates once again. "What the?!" he said. "Sorry dude," I said, grabbing the CD from him. He got up and chased me, throwing CD's at me as I ran toward the register. In super slow motion I sense the compact discs fly by me with awesome special effects emerging from their path's. I jumped and did a quarter of a barrel roll and ran my feet across the shelf with the millions of CD's. A strange skinny sales clerk in the distance was wearing all black. For some reason, I could sense her voice. It was asking, "Elio...Elio...do you want the blue bag? Or the red bag?" I said, "I want...I want..." my feet got tripped over the ugly essence of the POP section and I went flying to the ground. My friend caught up to me and held out his palm toward me. I stood up, and looked into his palm and asked, "What?!" His fingers folded, all but the index finger, which remained pointing to something being Elio. I spun around and noticed 100 clones of my best friend, all ready to duke it out in an extremely long, unnessecary fightscene with horrible CG animation that makes Elio look like a video game character instead of a normal human being. Elio looked around confused and tried to communicate with the skinny, all black wearing woman clerk. But the clerk was well ahead of Elio, "Elio. Recall the fight scene from your encounter with purchasing the Hybrid Theory CD on it's release. Remember when your best friend arrived as well, and his many clones, and you fought for 30 minutes with them throughout your local target when you could have simply flown away at the begining, instead of waiting half an hour, only to fly away at the end?" I replied, "I don't even know you woman!" The hundreds of clones swarmed me. I reacted, "Wait! I have a bootleg copy of Reanimation with me! If you guys promise to go buy the CD at another retailer, I'll give it to you guys!" They all looked around confused and finally, agreed. With my back against the POP isle, I reached behind me giving them the illusion I was reaching into my back pocket, only to grab some POP CD off the shelf. I grabbed a disc and threw it into the crowd of clones, and let them dogpile over it. Reanimation was mine. And in my lapses between reality and sci-fi fiction, I realized...... umm...I realized... Enim saw noitaminaeR ! ------------------------- Sorry, this lil' thing didn't fit any other catagory. Please feel free to change it mods/admins (change the cat/forum). Anyways, hope you guys enjoyed it. And btw, I know I switched from 1st Person to 3rd person subjective, but I it took me 10 minutes to write this for you guys, and i'm not editing it or anything before I post, so just enjoy!
Target employees don't wear all black. We have to wear red shirts and khakis With the exception of the undercover security guards, they can wear whatever they want, but the idea is you don't know they work for Target And if you ever came into the Target store where I work and threw crap on the ground in the department I was working in, I'd hunt you down, take you to the back and run you over with a forklift
Man, and all I had to do for my copy was streak through walmart. J/k, I just walked up and got the last copy. Much like I did for SIB single.
The story? Maybe a little too much embellishment on the story but hey, who doesn't tell a fish story everynow and then?
Defman agrees highly [/b][/quote] Elie agrees highly as well! (I can't think for myself either Defman, we should be buds!) lol. It was late at night, and I just tried to create a lil' something. Whatever, thanks for all the feedback, and thanks for the constructive stuff everyone!
Elie agrees highly as well! (I can't think for myself either Defman, we should be buds!) lol. It was late at night, and I just tried to create a lil' something. Whatever, thanks for all the feedback, and thanks for the constructive stuff everyone! [/b][/quote] buds? :wth: