Snakes On A Plane Parody Contest

With the recent craze surrounding Snakes On A Plane, and the uprising of hatred from many forum members due to many others' obsession with quoting the movie, why not have a contest concerning the movie?

The contest will not be about "Snakes..", though. This is a parody contest, meaning you can use any animal, person, or object other than snakes to make your own parody movie poster. Be creative, think of something that sounds absurd.

Your submission must require (but is not limited to);
01. A prominent picture of Samuel L. Jackson from any movie or appearance he's ever made.
02. A picture of a plane.
03. A picture of the object/person/animal.
04. A title that includes the object/person/animal you've chosen. Ex: "[Object] On A Plane".

The contest is open to anyone and we will be accepting submissions until Tuesday, August 15th at 11:59pm. That gives us two days to judge the submissions and pick a favorite to be revealed on the release date of "Snakes On A Plane" on Friday, August 18th.

Entries will be judged on creativity and presentation. I'll need four extra fellow judges to judge submissions. Who's willing to be a judge?

There is no prize other than the satisfaction of knowing you won.

Entries will be submitted in this thread, and I would kindly like to ask anyone to reserve comments about the entries until the contest ends, so that you don't sway the opinion of the judges. I will be deleting any comments about entries.

See? We can't go two days without a new contest. Enjoy.

Judges:

Mark
Testament
Friskey
GiriosXeni
Tomi

 

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Great contest. I'm not sure if I'll enter or not though, depends if I can think creatively enough.

 

I swear I saw that same title in the adult section of my movie store.

 

Sorry St0f, I have to be a stickler here. You can only subsitute the "Snakes", not the "Plane".

Besides, it has to be "[Thing] On A Plane", and "Snakes An A Oprah" doesn't work.

 

I'm willing to judge. I only see 3 there.