List your favorite quotes. "Truvativ cranks, i've had stiffer erections." "Your lifestyle determins your death style." "If everyone hoped off a bridge would you? Only if the trannie was good." "Do to others as you you would not like them to do to you"
Ok Ill start off with a quote from Dennis Leary, since right now its the only one i can think of. But here goes: "See most people think life sucks, and then you die. I disagree. I believe life sucks, and then you get cancer. You go into chemotherapy and lose all your hair and feel bad about yourself. Then suddenly the cancer goes into remission, youre released and you feel great. Two weeks later you have a stroke and you cant move your right side. Youre walking down the street one day, you step off the curb, you get hit by a bus and then, maybe, you die."
"Would you jump off a cliff if your best friend jump off one? He jumped off a cliff??? I'm there!!!!!!!!!!" "You'll never go out with her in a million years! Hey in my mind we're already married and have kids!" "I was in a wonderful place with fire and brimstone, and there was little men dancing round in red pyjamas poking me in the butt with pitchforks"
This isn't really a quote but I thought it was funny. <Donut[AFK]> HEY EURAKARTE <Donut[AFK]> INSULT <Eurakarte> RETORT <Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-RETORT <Eurakarte> QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE <Donut[AFK]> SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE F**K UP <Eurakarte> NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM <Donut[AFK]> RIPOSTE <Donut[AFK]> ADDON RIPOSTE <Eurakarte> COUNTER-RIPOSTE <Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE <Eurakarte> NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON <Miles_Prower> RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDES <Eurakarte> WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD <Miles_Prower> ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMS
Interviewer: Ever had a three- or more-some? Chester: Yeah, me, my left hand and my right hand all had a party together. I'm really into masturbating.
lmao i LOVE it mine would have to be: if i wanted to hear from an a##hole i would've farted or take off the skirt
i got a few more: "You look great in a towel, now drop it" "Your legs are beautiful, when do they open?"
"Satisfaction is the death of desire." -A Band "When I die bury me deep. Lay my bike at my feet. Strap a helmet to my head. So I can ride when i'm dead." -A BMX Clothing Company "Just fu*king do it!" -My friend Travis while we're out biking.(telling people to do a trick, or something like that.)
Tragedy is when i cut my finger opening a bag of chips, Comedy is when you fall into a open man-hole and die.
"The journey is more important than the end or the start.." "STAND UP for what you believe in even if you are the only one standing.."
(19:07:33) (@Dr_Evil) [ UFF9 Quoter v1.1 ]-[ "[08:20:45] <SirAuron> Back, quicker than expected and #### that hurt my leg!" ]-[ 68 out of 197 ] <--- brings back memories
I know where it's from. But seriously, I don't have a quote but here's one from me: "Fu*k you, b*tch." Edit: I have a new quote