Hey I'm New and Looking for Friends!

Um well, hi I guess. I'm new here (obviously.) and I was hoping to make some new friends! As you can tell I'm a huge fort minor fan and I love chester! Anyway, if anyone has the time to explain to me how this site works I'd much appreciate it! Send me a pm if you wanna talk more! I guess that's all for now...

 

Before Mali says anything, I'll stop postwhoring and let the golden oldies who've been here for eons tell you more about the beloved LPA. From me, just a big and for being here and you'll have a great time! You seem nice, don't get banned!

 

Hush dear, you make Mali sound old =P
Hello, have fun 'round here.

 

Isn't Mali that 60 year old Russian lady with the stick that keeps saying 'Aiee, ger off miee lawn ya foolish cheeldren!" (I'm sure I've got the accent confused) Da, Mali? (My Russian vocabulary is highly extensive, )
Anyway, So just a quick intro to you becaause no one esle is replying LPA is a cool place, FOLLOW RULES AS YOU BREATHE, Mali is the original cookie giver, go to her if you want to feel nice, I like ripping of her ideas, Aisha's real nice, Todd/Mark/Derek will jump on your throat and tear it to pieces in savage delight if you're a teenie or are stupid, We have a pilot on board, Skywalker supports Australia while I do not as I'll never forgive them for 2003, Argentina rules, GrafitTied likes Indians, and is nice to everyone in general, heck everyone's nice, I'm a newbie too so we can be extremely irritating together, it's nice but a warning if you get too addicted.




*PHEW*

 

hi i am sakshi
it is nice to see a new member in LPA! read the rules or u could be in thick soup! enjoing posting in here and have fun!!!

 

Ooh, forgot to post food. You should really try this dish, its the most AMAZING indian dish ever made. Here, sample some- (Elvis you evil {insertsomethinghere} you have me addicted to posting food!)

 

Oh goddess hahah.

Hi there mr lp song title, welcome to the LPA, make sure you've read the rules, and have fun posting!

 

hey meghna if i am not wrong this is Rajma Chawal rite?lol

 

Hey, I'm Superman Joe...sounds like you'll have fun here. Anyways...feel free to PM me if you're bored

 

It is. <3.
Joe, here's some kryptonite....er, candy, yeah, candy.

 

If I go crazy then will you still call me Superman,
If I'm alive and well, will you be there holding my hand,
I'll keep you by my side with my superhuman might,
Kryptonite.
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Wow, everyone's telling me not to break the rules. Maybe I should go read them...-_-'

 

That would be a good idea

 

You don't need to read the rules hunnie. Everyone knoes that to make friends at the LPA, all you have to do is post a 'Get a free iPod' and a few spam links in Serious chat, go to 'Other Music' and diss everybody yet, Then search and dig up year old topics and post in them, then double post repeatedly, preferably with one word in each post, then tell the staff members how much they suck and how a tarantula withone human arm and a pink cowboy hat could run the site better.














Yeah.

 

MEGHNA.

 

ELVIS.



































...that didn't sound right.

 

dude, like go watch ORANGE DAYS!!!

 

Hehe...... my 49-yr-old mom has that song as a ringtone.

Anyways, welcome _P5hng Me A*wy_. Read the rules and if you see "banned" under someone's name, then you know what not to act like.

 

Unless it's Todd.

 

Hey thanks for the advice Meghna, but I don't think I'll be telling the staff members any time soon that a "tarantula withone human arm and a pink cowboy hat could run the site better." lol