The Galaxy Battle

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    heshboy

    heshboy Well-Known Member

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    XD Read and be amazed at what this all about.

    The Galaxy Battle

    Flying away in my space ship past the Milky Way
    I seen a thing that cleaned up my glistering calligraphy
    What gives this thing to wipe out my written galaxy?
    I moved closer looking past the sun keeping my eyes from hurting
    Correction from the hurt of the burn from the sun
    Turned my head to see some space pirates closing in
    Changing my course of position we tried and fled
    Kissing my baby forehead I locked and loaded some led
    Risked my crew, my life, and went towards the heart of them
    Battling it out with missiles a laser pen in hand
    Star Wars you heard echoing throughout your systems station
    Turn up your stereo and get rid of the basic static
    We need our system clear to complete our new mission
    Cussing at my men trying to give them any type of courage
    They need some or we done for in this war
    Tug a Warring some mean green neon lights flashing through space
    What a waste smelling up the planet below
    Running towards my Captain seat to ring out this losing battle
    Like Cattle herding to another channel when called
    Falling deeper and deeper the shit got meaner and no cleaner
    Red warning lights flashing we about to blow up
    Hearing in our heads the Voice of the Galaxies reaper calling to us
    Fuck I got to stop this shit or we’ll be done for
    It’s getting worse every time I cry dear Lord get me off of deaths bus
    Pulling out my ace our Trump card for times like this
    I reached for a shiny red button listed as fart out shit
    Pressed it and a message screamed throughout to my hearts content
    “Fool get the hell out of the bathroom I got to take a piss”
    Falling out my daydream to step off of the toilet stool
    Looked in the toilet to see some green stools
    I had mushrooms in last nights dinner
    My insides feel cleaner and better
    Taking that poop was a battle I could remember forever
     
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    Stonecold

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    loool...that was funny, and really smart too hesh, keep up the good work man
     

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