10k: omgwtfbbq.

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    Tomi

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    Wow. 10k already. Hey Matt, what's remember when we were at the same post count? :p Now I'm like double you. Hahah. I'm such a spammer.

    Mmkay, so I'm sitting here talking to Branden and Amanda. What the fuck am I doing talking to Branden!? He told me to write a whole paragraph about cucumbers and how they relate to my life. Why the fuck would I do that!? Well, actually. I do like cucumbers. Although if they're over salted, they just plain suck. Yeah, I may be odd, but you can either bite my cucumber eating ass, or stfu. I'm pretty sure this room isn't quiet at all, knowing most of you guys. I mean, the things I've been through all these years. From maverik's random postings in random chat to the arguments that go on in serious chat...

    I wouldn't be the person I am right now if it wasn't for this forum and it's members. remembr wen sum of us typd lik dis? [that was fucking hard to do. :blink:] I was kind of like that before. Not as bad, but I think I was kinda odd back then. [ keyword: kinda. I'm now very odd, thanks guys! ^_^ ]. This forum is like a fucking drug, I was planning on leaving after this post, but I couldn't let go. Hah. So many things to talk about, yet my memory fucking sucks. Oh yeah, Casey says my whole tradition of writing up these long posts is fucking stupid. Who agrees? Probably all of you. Guess what? I don't give a fuck. Your choice to read this. :p

    I most want to thank........the genius who thought up of the Random Thoughts topic. I mean, if it wasn't for you, I'd probably have a life right now. >_< :lol: I also want to thank everyone who's been spamming posting in RT with me, as if it wasn't for you guys, I wouldn't be able to spam post so much.=] But yeah, if all of the RT topics where deleted, and the posts recounted, well. Umm. Hah. I'd still be at <1k. Oh man.

    Wow, I'm normally very random, but right now, I can't think of anything random to write about. Oh wait, I think I got something.
    ...damn you maverik! There we go, you should have worn underpants. [randomly taken from a song I was listening to]. Two random things! Hah!

    Y'know if it wasn't for those hackers that Derek so bravely survived against [okay, so maybe brave isn't the right word, whatever], I'd probably have 11k by now! :O. I mean they threw about 200 of my posts [I think] to waste, and also caused a few days of downtime which I could have spent spamming posting... Sheesh. Oh well, at least Derek knew to stick with him forum and never give up, no matter what challenges he was faced against. He's been a great admin, and like I've said in that topic he spontaneously made, he's ... wait, what did I say in that post? :blink:

    I'm running out of things to say. I think Branden should go get me a fucking cappacino and Mali should go damn Friskey. And Amanda should move up to Canada. maverik should go jump into a w00tf1r3 and I should just sit here listening to my non-pirated music drinking the cappacino Branden so kindly gave me. Have I ever told you how cool he is? xD. Okay, yeah. That's sarcasm, as we all know that Casey's the coolest of us all, and Derek's definately not a pimp at all. Sorry Derek, Andrea's just acting for you, eh? And Todd, well. He should go take his cool PowerBook and mail it too me, as it's too cool for him. I'll send you a monkey in return via Mail Mali, mmkay Todd? =]

    And now, my biggest secret. My name is really Derek. No joke at all!


    ...*cracks up laughing*
    And this topic was approved by the real Derek himself. ... or was it approved by me? Oh the random mystery. But yeah, Derek wouldn't believe that my real name is Derek, so Derek wouldn't change my name to Derek, because Derek doesn't really thinking my name isn't really Derek. Oh who cares, Derek's too cool of a name to be associated with me. That's why Tomi pwns all of your names. Hah!

    Wow. I type too much. Anyways, I'm leaving the LPA forever. See yeah in the future sometime, eh?
    And for those of you that actually payed attention to my post, I already said I'm not leaving. =p Sorry. Hahhaha.
     
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    Theazninvasion68

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    :lol: nice post



    ...Damn you Derek (you, Tomi.)!

    ...im confused and its great post.
     
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    Friskey™

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    Congrats, Tomi...or Derek...or Brass Monkey...I dunno :lol:
     
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    Tomi

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    Brass Monkey? :blink: :lol:

    Thanks guys. :)
     
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    Holiday

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    lol, you're right, that was a lot to type. :p

    Nice knowing you, Tomi...er...I mean, Tomi. :p

    ...No, I think your new name shall be Brass Monkey. ;)
     
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    Linja

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    Godamnit Tomi my eyeses hurt. And, mwahaha/fwahaha/muahaha. I have the second most amount of posts in RT6, and the most in Word Association. What does that tell you about me? Also the fact that Friskey and I joined the LPA relatively at the same time, and look how many posts he's got. I'm a disappointment to the Postwhore's Guild. And now I'm a mail service? I would put a 'Mali Service' but I don't even want to go there.

    This one's for you.

    Damn you Friskey!

    Congratulations, Tom-Brass-Monkey-Derek, may you live long enough to reach 12K.
     
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    Casual D

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    Wait..so you're a Derek too?

    Well I'm the better Derek anyways.
     
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    User Name

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    I want my three minutes back. :)
     
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    Matt

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    Bastard. You weren't supposed to have a higher post count than me. :blink: :lol:

    Oh well...At least I was mentioned...Congrats, Matt-Tomi-Brass-Monkey-Derek-Guy.
     
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    Hana

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    Being a postwhore is nothing to congratulate on, at least in my opinion.
     
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    JJ

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    10,000 is a lot of posts! well done :lol:
     
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    Branden

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    What the hell is the cappucino thing about? Was that a joke between us that I forgot or something?

    Note to self: Next time I tell someone to talk about their experiences with cucumbers, make sure they're female. OHSNAP. He did not just say that.

    [EDIT] Sorry to bring this up, but were you under the influence of a chemical while writing this? Things like these make me wonder:

    You're going to hire Mali to take a monkey to Todd?
    ...okay.
    ew.
    WHAT IN GOD'S NAME ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.
     
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    Tomi

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    Holiday - Hmm, I should change my name to Brass Monkey, for the fucking hell of it. :lol:

    Mali - Friskey's post don't even match up to your posts. So you're not a disappointment at all. It's Friskey I'm disappointed at because I'm suppose to have the most posts in RT. *COUGH*

    Derek - Hah, nah. That was just a joke [remember how my name was Matt before. ;)] in order to confuse the hell out of everyone.

    Cameron - Wow, that took you three minutes? Mmkay. How would you like it repaid? Sexual pleasure courtesy of Derek, or Branden?

    Matt - Hey, you were mentioned first. So you're special in a way. So no complain for you, capish?

    Hana - Oh we know how you're jealous. Let out the little postwhore in you. You know you want to let loose.

    JJ87 - Hah, the 10k was easily accomplished.

    Branden - You're lucky I didn't talk about my sexual cucumber stories. I have plenty of them. At least I'm not the one with the cucumber fetish. *stares at you*
    Mali = Mail, mispelled.
     
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    Paul

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    Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
     
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    Chris

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    You'll definately(blabla?) get the award for Weird Person at the awards. You, nukefish or maverick :lol:
     
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    Tomi

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    YESSSS! ^_^
     
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    Will

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    So I think I'm one of the few people who never made a post about a certain post count I reached. Actually I'm not one of the few since there's a lot of us who never did that.

    I'm pretty sure all the cool people don't make posts about what post count they just reached because it's pointless and nobody really cares anyway. It's just a number and doesn't really mean anything at all.

    And before you say anything about my post count remember that some of you have gotten 5-10,000 posts in a couple months, whereas I accumulated my 23 thousand over about three years or so.

    I don't know where I was going with this but congratulations I guess. But like Hana said post-whoring is nothing to be proud of.

    With that, I'm a ninja.
     
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    Kate

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    And I'm a pirate. Yarrr.

    I feel so behind on postwhoring.
     
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    linkin park 101

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    Shit 10k is a hell of alot you spend to much time on here

    congratulations anway
     
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    Amanda

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    :ninja:
     

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