Dyslexic?

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    Will

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    Before I get to my joke, if you're Dyslexic, please do not be offended. :)

    I can imagine the day when a cure for Dyslexia is found (although I'm not sure if that's possible).

    I can also imagine the headlines on the news:

    "Dyslexia for cure found."

    :lol:
     
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    :lol:
     
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    ROFL!
     
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    LMAO, that's great. I once saw a news article which was titled "Suicide Bomber Strikes Again".

    What was Aaliyah's last idea for a song before she died?

    "Rock The Plane".
     
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    Wow that was bad.....



    Here's a very offensive one, worse than the other 2.

    Q: What's better than winning the gold medal in the special olympics?






    A: Not being retarded.
     
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    Nice ones, and the last one was :mellow:
     
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    Rock The Boat. ;)

    Edit:
    And it was just a single off her already released album. Nothing but coincidence...err...actually I don't get that.
     
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    :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
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    :lol: :lol: :lol: ROFLMGDAO :wth:
     
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    funny, funny. lol.

    here's a pretty stupid old one:

    What do you call 100 white people running down a hill? An avalanche.
    What do you call 100 fat people rolling down a hill? A rockslide.
    What do you call 100 black people running down a hill? JAILBREAK!

    i actually have plenty of Ehiopian jokes, but I'm guessing I'm not alowed to say them.
     
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    lol, funny one Newfy. :lol:
     
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    Rock The Boat. ;)

    Edit:
    And it was just a single off her already released album. Nothing but coincidence...err...actually I don't get that. [/b][/quote]
    lmao, i know her last song was called "Rock The Boat", but her "idea' in the joke was "Rock The Plane", and she died in a plane crash. why do I always have to explain that? lol.
     
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    mie yusd tu be dissluxc. bot hukd un foniks savd mi reedng scils!

    yop, hukd un fokins wurkd fur mie!

    :chuckles at weak attempt at humor:
     
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    AHAHAHA! German!

    .....:shifty:
     
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    1 Etheopian on the moon - Problem
    2 Etheopians on the moon - Problem
    all the Etheopians on the moon - Problem Solved!!



    how do u get 1000 etheopians in a phone box - throw in a tin of beans
    how do u get them back out? run past with a tin opener

    :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
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    I actually have a shirt that says "Hooked on fonix, dun good four mee" with those spelling corrections and backwards letters. I don't know where it went, but people used to laugh at it whenever I'd wear it to school :lol:.
     
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    more bad Ethiopian jokes:

    How do you kill 1000 flies at once?
    Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan



    Whats so good about getting a blow job from an Ethiopian?
    You know she'll swallow.
     
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    more bad Ethiopian jokes:

    How do you kill 1000 flies at once?
    Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan



    Whats so good about getting a blow job from an Ethiopian?
    You know she'll swallow. [/b][/quote]
    :lol: LoL (w00t) that's a f*cking good one
     
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    lmfao thats a great one ahahaha
     
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    Why do birds fly upside down over Iowa?

    Because it ain't worth a crap.
     
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