The Worst Internet Blind Date EVER.

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    Casual D

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    [FONT=Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif] MARSEILLES, France -- Skirt-chasing playboy Daniel Anceneaux spent weeks talking with a sensual woman on the Internet before arranging a romantic rendezvous at a remote beach -- and discovering that his on-line sweetie of six months was his own mother!

    "I walked out on that dark beach thinking I was going to hook up with the girl of my dreams," the rattled bachelor later admitted. "And there she was, wearing white shorts and a pink tank top, just like she'd said she would.

    "But when I got close, she turned around -- and we both got the shock of our lives. I mean, I didn't know what to say. All I could think was, 'Oh my God! it's Mama!'"

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    Word of advice: USE A WEBCAM YOU IDIOT.
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    Joe

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    Oh man. I don't know whether to laugh or cry. Wait a minute, yes I do. :lol:
     
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    Amy

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    That's... insane. How would you feel though if it happened to you? lol
     
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    Casual D

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    I'd hang myself personally.
     
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    Matt

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    That's the saddest thing I've ever heard. :lol: I don't even feel sorry for the guy. Didn't he even figure out her name, for God's sake?
     
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    sad how he doesnt know his own mother from talking to her
     
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    pwn3d. :lol:
     
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    Snail

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    Lmao suckerbitched.
     
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    Heavy is the Louis

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    That...is just insane.
     
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    Paul

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    I don't buy this shit. They obviously faked it for publicity.
     
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    TeMpEsT

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    To understand my feelings on this, watch the movie OldBoy.
     
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    Casual D

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    Good point. LOVE your signature too :D.

    What's your name mean btw? Not to get off topic or anything..
     
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    Evan™

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    haha this guy got pwned....fucking hilarious
     
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    Darcy

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    Oh man, poor guy. He'll never be able to look at his mother the same way again.
     
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    Will

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    Six months? Don't you think he should've figured out at some point that it was his own mother? I mean, I'm sure they told each other stories.

    "Wait, your son did that when he was six and broke his right arm? I did that same thing when I was six and broke my right arm!"
    "Tommy???"
    "Mom???"

    :lol:
     
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    Intergalactic Christ

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    We figured out on another forum that it was fake :) It's nicked from Yahoo news, who nicked it from Weekly World News or something...

    :p
     
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    linkin park 101

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    It was too funny to be true
     
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    :lol: he should have used webcam :lol:
     
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    Arhaz

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    no webcam for 6 months? how did he know the lady was sensuous?

    i'd personally die of a heart attack...
     
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    So wrong yet so funny!
     

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