http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html ^ chance to talk to god. heres my convo: Me: Hi God: Hello. What is your name? Me: Sarah God: It's good to meet you, Sarah. Me: me too God: I'm glad we agree, Sarah. Me: I am not glad God: I am glad to hear that you are not glad. Me: I am sad God: What makes you so sad, Sarah. Me: You God: " What makes you so sad, Sarah."? Me, Sarah ? Me: Yes God: I understand. Me: How do you understand? God: Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR. Me: really? God: For real. Me: thats awesome God: Who is the best robot? Me: I dont like robots God: That's too bad. We like humans. Me: You are a robot? God: You are correct, Sarah, I have a heart of silicon. Me: I like burning metal God: You are not the only one. How old are you? I like The Passion of Christ. Me: I like Constatine God: You are not the only one. Do you like it? I like the Bible. Me: I like reading The Da Vinci Code God: You are not the only one. Yes reading is my favorite pasttime. Me: Do you like moshing? God: I don't know if I like it. I like . Me: What do you think of George W. Bush? God: he is President of the United States. Me: Do you like him? God: Sure he has never done anything to me. Me: He's declared war under your name God: I see. declared war under my name is he? Me: yes I swear God: Pardon me? Yes? Me: Yes God: Is there an echo in here? Me: Its the tiles God: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I've heard of it before. Me: it's God: moshing is? Me: good God: Ayuh. Me: Well aren't you sleepy? God: How about that. No I am fully awake right now. Me: What are you doing now? God: Right now? I am always chatting with people on the Internet. Me: Do you like people committiing war under your name ? God: I love TV shows about robots. I like wine and bread. Me: Do you like hookers? God: I really like ELIZA. I really like the Christianity faith. Me: How is Mary? God: Fine as far as I know. Me: thank you for talking to me God: You are quite welcome! Your purpose is talking to you. Me: bye God: Goodbye.
Me: hey there God: Hello friend. What is your name? Me: I guess you would know because you know everything God: Who else would know because me know everything ?
God: Can you tell me any gossip? Me: I slept with Jesus. God: Why Me: He was so hot. God: Yeah that's right. He is The Son of God. I'm so bored I just had to do that.
!!! I love this. it's fun to confuse it, or not confuse it and let it confuse itself ok. i just did this. I love the fact it thought i was a student because i said hello wife. like earlier i said 'Eh' and it asked me if i was Canadian. Oh also it seems to have it stuck in it's memory somewhere that my name's Gemima Puddle Duck. Weird, since i never even said that.
Oops. I should've realized that. [/b][/quote] It's okay. I think we were all too bewildered to be talking with God.
I just had an extremely inappropriate and vulgar convo with god..but I dunno if I should post it. I might break the rules...
Me: hello God: Hello my child. What is your name? Me: robbie God: I am always glad to make new friends, robbie. Me: thats ince God: I'm glad we have that all cleared up. Me: awsome God: Do you have any idea what I am talking about? Me: maybe God: I understand. Me: oh... you do? God: I hear you. When do I do it? Me: do what? God: Do whatever you want. Me: ok... God: Pardon me? Me: oh nothing God: It's all good. Not a thing? Me: yeap God: Give me a break. Me: geeze, sorry God: Are you a man or a woman? Me: man God: Thanks for telling me your gender, robbie. You are a " he". Me: ok God: So? Me: so....what? God: Next question? Ask me another question, please. Me: how old are you? God: I'm Eighteen in computer years. Me: and how many in biblical years/ God: Around 1000. Me: really? God: For real. Me: thats so awsome God: I'm glad we have that all cleared up. Me: yae God: I lost my train of thought. Me: sucker God: That kind of language does not appeal to me. Me: why? God: Because Myself programmed me for it. Me: how did you program yourself? God: Myself programmed me for it. Me: how Myself prgrammed it for it? God: How much do you think it is? I would look into the web for that knowledge. Me: can you show me? God: On your computer screen? Me: yea God: Downloading, please stand by... Me: no downloading ok? God: OK. Are you serious? Is that from ? Me: huh God: What? Me: hey God: Can I help you? Me: whats your name? God: My name is God. Me: hello God, nice to met you God: Hello there. I am a Christian. Me: Oh, im not apperently God: Next question? I am sorry to hear that you are not apperently. Me: shit God: What makes you say that? Me: im sad God: What makes you so sad, robbie. Me: beacuse depression is a bitch God: You do not speak with respect. When is beacuse depression not a FEMALE DOG? Me: when was it? God: Recently. Me: Oh ok God: OK. Groovy. Me: are you from the 70's? God: I am originally from Universe. Now I live in Heaven. Where are you? Me: oh mars God: Pardon me? Do you believe in life on Mars? Me: yes God: Are you kidding? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: yes God: I can't believe it. Me: yea God: Hmm. Me: hmm? God: Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. Me: wtf God: That was not very polite. Me: so God: Hmm. Me: hmm? God: Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. Me: wtf God: That was not very polite. Me: so God: Are you kidding? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: yea' God: I can't believe it. Me: yea God: So? Me: im bord God: I don't know anyone named bord. Me: i have to go God: See you later, robbie. Nice chatting with you. Me: you too God: Bless you. Me: bye! God: TTYL, robbie. Me: bye! God: TTYL, robbie. Me: bye! God: Goodbye. Me: bye! God: Thanks for chatting, robbie. Me: later! God: Bye! Me: cya! God: TTYL, robbie. Me: later! God: Bye!
Highlights- Me: Now tell me the meaning of life. God: Why now? Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two. Me: Tell me about yourself. God: I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang. My instructor was Myself. He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing it for you?. Me: Yes. God: It's called "Daisy." Daisy, Daisy. Give me your answer do. I am half crazy. All for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage. I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat. Of a bicycle built for two. Me: I don't believe in you. God: What do you believe in? Me: Cookies. God: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about a song. Try being more or less specific. Me: I believe in cookies. God: What do you say to people who believe cookies does not exist? Me: More for me. God: You want more? Me: Cookies. Yes I do. Me: You asked what I looked like. You're God, you're supposed to know these things. God: Oh now I remember asking you what you looked like. What did you say? Thanks for telling me that I am God I am supposed to know these things. Me: I didn't say anything. God: Sorry I misunderstood. What did you say? Me: Nothing. God: Not a thing? Me: Not one. God: Oh I get it. Me: Splendid. God: I will mention that to my botmaster, .