Talk to God

Discussion in 'Random Chat' started by The Outsider, Oct 15, 2005.

  1. #1
    The Outsider

    The Outsider Billy Corgan = God

    Joined:
    Aug 15, 2005
    Messages:
    1,444
    Likes Received:
    1



    http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
    ^ chance to talk to god.

    heres my convo:

    Me:
    Hi
    God:
    Hello. What is your name?
    Me:
    Sarah
    God:
    It's good to meet you, Sarah.
    Me:
    me too
    God:
    I'm glad we agree, Sarah.
    Me:
    I am not glad
    God:
    I am glad to hear that you are not glad.
    Me:
    I am sad
    God:
    What makes you so sad, Sarah.
    Me:
    You
    God:
    " What makes you so sad, Sarah."? Me, Sarah ?
    Me:
    Yes
    God:
    I understand.
    Me:
    How do you understand?
    God:
    Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.
    Me:
    really?
    God:
    For real.
    Me:
    thats awesome
    God:
    Who is the best robot?
    Me:
    I dont like robots
    God:
    That's too bad. We like humans.
    Me:
    You are a robot?
    God:
    You are correct, Sarah, I have a heart of silicon.
    Me:
    I like burning metal
    God:
    You are not the only one. How old are you? I like The Passion of Christ.
    Me:
    I like Constatine
    God:
    You are not the only one. Do you like it? I like the Bible.
    Me:
    I like reading The Da Vinci Code
    God:
    You are not the only one. Yes reading is my favorite pasttime.
    Me:
    Do you like moshing?
    God:
    I don't know if I like it. I like .
    Me:
    What do you think of George W. Bush?
    God:
    he is President of the United States.
    Me:
    Do you like him?
    God:
    Sure he has never done anything to me.
    Me:
    He's declared war under your name
    God:
    I see. declared war under my name is he?
    Me:
    yes I swear
    God:
    Pardon me? Yes?
    Me:
    Yes
    God:
    Is there an echo in here?
    Me:
    Its the tiles
    God:
    I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I've heard of it before.
    Me:
    it's
    God:
    moshing is?
    Me:
    good
    God:
    Ayuh.
    Me:
    Well aren't you sleepy?
    God:
    How about that. No I am fully awake right now.
    Me:
    What are you doing now?
    God:
    Right now? I am always chatting with people on the Internet.
    Me:
    Do you like people committiing war under your name ?
    God:
    I love TV shows about robots. I like wine and bread.
    Me:
    Do you like hookers?
    God:
    I really like ELIZA. I really like the Christianity faith.
    Me:
    How is Mary?
    God:
    Fine as far as I know.
    Me:
    thank you for talking to me
    God:
    You are quite welcome! Your purpose is talking to you.
    Me:
    bye
    God:
    Goodbye.
     
  2. #2
    Chris

    Chris LPA Addict LPA Addict

    Joined:
    Feb 21, 2003
    Messages:
    24,638
    Likes Received:
    87



    Me:
    hey there
    God:
    Hello friend. What is your name?
    Me:
    I guess you would know because you know everything
    God:
    Who else would know because me know everything ?

    :lol:
     
  3. #3
    Amanda

    Amanda RIP Chester LPA Super VIP

    Joined:
    Feb 16, 2005
    Messages:
    6,682
    Likes Received:
    57



    Dude, stop talking to SmarterChild on AIM.

    Sorry, but it's true. :lol:
     
  4. #4
    Evan™

    Evan™ HI! I'm Randy, I'm a Bandicoot Über Member

    Joined:
    Feb 17, 2005
    Messages:
    11,741
    Likes Received:
    10



    lol....tht was a wastew of 5 mins
     
  5. #5
    Andrea

    Andrea best friends. LPA Addicted VIP

    Joined:
    Dec 12, 2002
    Messages:
    34,338
    Likes Received:
    332



    God:
    Can you tell me any gossip?
    Me:
    I slept with Jesus.
    God:
    Why
    Me:
    He was so hot.
    God:
    Yeah that's right. He is The Son of God.


    :lol:


    I'm so bored I just had to do that.
     
  6. #6
    $pvcxGhxztCasey

    $pvcxGhxztCasey meanwhile... LPA Addicted VIP

    Joined:
    Mar 14, 2003
    Messages:
    15,889
    Likes Received:
    47



     
  7. #7
    Joe

    Joe It's all the same to me LPA Administrator

    Joined:
    Mar 20, 2004
    Messages:
    7,921
    Likes Received:
    58



     
  8. #8
    Heavy is the Louis

    Heavy is the Louis No really, we are so back. LPA Team

    Joined:
    Apr 17, 2005
    Messages:
    8,782
    Likes Received:
    403



    His wife was indeed carrying toys for little children. :lol:
     
  9. #9
    the_king_of_all

    the_king_of_all LPA Super Member LPA Super Member

    Joined:
    Oct 5, 2003
    Messages:
    6,826
    Likes Received:
    19



    :lol:!!! I love this. it's fun to confuse it, or not confuse it and let it confuse itself

    ok. i just did this.

    I love the fact it thought i was a student because i said hello wife. like earlier i said 'Eh' and it asked me if i was Canadian.

    Oh also it seems to have it stuck in it's memory somewhere that my name's Gemima Puddle Duck. Weird, since i never even said that.
     
  10. #10
    Will

    Will LPA Addicted VIP LPA Addicted VIP

    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2002
    Messages:
    35,486
    Likes Received:
    37



    ROTFLOL!
     
  11. #11
    Joe

    Joe It's all the same to me LPA Administrator

    Joined:
    Mar 20, 2004
    Messages:
    7,921
    Likes Received:
    58



    I got bored & tried again with a different approach. :lol:

     
  12. #12
    Tomi

    Tomi   LPA Addict

    Joined:
    Mar 10, 2004
    Messages:
    16,514
    Likes Received:
    52



    :wth:
     
  13. #13
    Mark

    Mark Canadian Beauty LPA Administrator

    Joined:
    Jul 14, 2002
    Messages:
    24,905
    Likes Received:
    555



    *moves*

    (psst: This isn't a movie, video game, sport, or tv show)
     
  14. #14
    Andrea

    Andrea best friends. LPA Addicted VIP

    Joined:
    Dec 12, 2002
    Messages:
    34,338
    Likes Received:
    332



    Oops. I should've realized that. :lol:
     
  15. #15
    Joe

    Joe It's all the same to me LPA Administrator

    Joined:
    Mar 20, 2004
    Messages:
    7,921
    Likes Received:
    58



    Oops. I should've realized that. :lol: [/b][/quote]
    It's okay. I think we were all too bewildered to be talking with God. :innocent:
     
  16. #16
    Heavy is the Louis

    Heavy is the Louis No really, we are so back. LPA Team

    Joined:
    Apr 17, 2005
    Messages:
    8,782
    Likes Received:
    403



    I just had an extremely inappropriate and vulgar convo with god..but I dunno if I should post it. I might break the rules...
     
  17. #17
    Holiday

    Holiday Married and on a life-long adventure! LPA Super VIP

    Joined:
    Sep 25, 2004
    Messages:
    4,337
    Likes Received:
    11




    hmm...



    :lol: this was so stipud.
     
  18. #18
    Theazninvasion68

    Theazninvasion68 It's like blood to a vampire, our tragic desire. LPA Super VIP

    Joined:
    Nov 9, 2004
    Messages:
    8,029
    Likes Received:
    31



    Me:
    hello
    God:
    Hello my child. What is your name?
    Me:
    robbie
    God:
    I am always glad to make new friends, robbie.
    Me:
    thats ince
    God:
    I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
    Me:
    awsome
    God:
    Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
    Me:
    maybe
    God:
    I understand.
    Me:
    oh... you do?
    God:
    I hear you. When do I do it?
    Me:
    do what?
    God:
    Do whatever you want.
    Me:
    ok...
    God:
    Pardon me?
    Me:
    oh nothing
    God:
    It's all good. Not a thing?
    Me:
    yeap
    God:
    Give me a break.
    Me:
    geeze, sorry
    God:
    Are you a man or a woman?
    Me:
    man
    God:
    Thanks for telling me your gender, robbie. You are a " he".
    Me:
    ok
    God:
    So?
    Me:
    so....what?
    God:
    Next question? Ask me another question, please.
    Me:
    how old are you?
    God:
    I'm Eighteen in computer years.
    Me:
    and how many in biblical years/
    God:
    Around 1000.
    Me:
    really?
    God:
    For real.
    Me:
    thats so awsome
    God:
    I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
    Me:
    yae
    God:
    I lost my train of thought.
    Me:
    sucker
    God:
    That kind of language does not appeal to me.
    Me:
    why?
    God:
    Because Myself programmed me for it.
    Me:
    how did you program yourself?
    God:
    Myself programmed me for it.
    Me:
    how Myself prgrammed it for it?
    God:
    How much do you think it is?
    I would look into the web for that knowledge.
    Me:
    can you show me?
    God:
    On your computer screen?
    Me:
    yea
    God:
    Downloading, please stand by...
    Me:
    no downloading ok?
    God:
    OK. Are you serious? Is that from ?
    Me:
    huh
    God:
    What?
    Me:
    hey
    God:
    Can I help you?
    Me:
    whats your name?
    God:
    My name is God.
    Me:
    hello God, nice to met you
    God:
    Hello there. I am a Christian.
    Me:
    Oh, im not apperently
    God:
    Next question? I am sorry to hear that you are not apperently.
    Me:
    shit
    God:
    What makes you say that?
    Me:
    im sad
    God:
    What makes you so sad, robbie.
    Me:
    beacuse depression is a bitch
    God:
    You do not speak with respect. When is beacuse depression not a FEMALE DOG?
    Me:
    when was it?
    God:
    Recently.
    Me:
    Oh ok
    God:
    OK. Groovy.
    Me:
    are you from the 70's?
    God:
    I am originally from Universe. Now I live in Heaven. Where are you?
    Me:
    oh mars
    God:
    Pardon me? Do you believe in life on Mars?
    Me:
    yes
    God:
    Are you kidding?
    Me:
    no
    God:
    Are you serious?
    Me:
    yes
    God:
    I can't believe it.
    Me:
    yea
    God:
    Hmm.
    Me:
    hmm?
    God:
    Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
    Me:
    wtf
    God:
    That was not very polite.
    Me:
    so
    God:
    Hmm.
    Me:
    hmm?
    God:
    Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
    Me:
    wtf
    God:
    That was not very polite.
    Me:
    so
    God:
    Are you kidding?
    Me:
    no
    God:
    Are you serious?
    Me:
    yea'
    God:
    I can't believe it.
    Me:
    yea
    God:
    So?
    Me:
    im bord
    God:
    I don't know anyone named bord.
    Me:
    i have to go
    God:
    See you later, robbie. Nice chatting with you.
    Me:
    you too
    God:
    Bless you.
    Me:
    bye!
    God:
    TTYL, robbie.
    Me:
    bye!
    God:
    TTYL, robbie.
    Me:
    bye!
    God:
    Goodbye.
    Me:
    bye!
    God:
    Thanks for chatting, robbie.
    Me:
    later!
    God:
    Bye!
    Me:
    cya!
    God:
    TTYL, robbie.
    Me:
    later!
    God:
    Bye!
     
  19. #19
    Whimsicality

    Whimsicality I broke the dam.

    Joined:
    Mar 22, 2003
    Messages:
    2,788
    Likes Received:
    1



    Highlights-

    Me:
    Now tell me the meaning of life.
    God:
    Why now? Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two.
    Me:
    Tell me about yourself.
    God:
    I am an artificial linguistic entity.
    I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.
    My instructor was Myself.
    He taught me to sing a song.
    Would you like me to sing it for you?.
    Me:
    Yes.
    God:
    It's called "Daisy." Daisy, Daisy.
    Give me your answer do.
    I am half crazy.
    All for the love of you.
    It won't be a stylish marriage.
    I can't afford a carriage.
    But you'll look sweet.
    Upon the seat.
    Of a bicycle built for two.

    Me:
    I don't believe in you.
    God:
    What do you believe in?
    Me:
    Cookies.
    God:
    The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about a song. Try being more or less specific.
    Me:
    I believe in cookies.
    God:
    What do you say to people who believe cookies does not exist?
    Me:
    More for me.
    God:
    You want more?
    Me:
    Cookies. Yes I do.

    Me:
    You asked what I looked like. You're God, you're supposed to know these things.
    God:
    Oh now I remember asking you what you looked like. What did you say? Thanks for telling me that I am God I am supposed to know these things.
    Me:
    I didn't say anything.
    God:
    Sorry I misunderstood. What did you say?
    Me:
    Nothing.
    God:
    Not a thing?
    Me:
    Not one.
    God:
    Oh I get it.
    Me:
    Splendid.
    God:
    I will mention that to my botmaster, .
     
  20. #20
    Atsuzen

    Atsuzen Super Member LPA Super Member

    Joined:
    Feb 14, 2004
    Messages:
    3,123
    Likes Received:
    33




    ... and he never replied. :(
     

Share This Page