According To This Song...

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    Dedicated

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    This is what happens when you're bored and have nothing to write about. The title can be shortened to "I'm The Spurned"

    "According To This Song, I'm The Spurned Fucking Wanker Standing In The Mirror Who Won't Leave His Dirty Magazines Alone For One Fucking Second"

    As I stand above this porno magazine,
    I think that maybe this is normal,
    When I walk around my faceless town,
    An outline of what I should really be,
    The pages are folded elegantly,
    But the portraits are all blurred,
    Like every other fucking loser,
    That I see without my glasses, I've been spurned.

    Fuck, how lucky am I?
    I think I got away totally unscathed,
    Woah, what do you see in me?
    Is it my smile or my beer belly?

    But I stand above this porno magazine,
    I think that maybe this is normal,
    When I walk around my faceless town,
    An outline of what I should really be,
    The pages are folded elegantly,
    But the portraits are all blurred,
    Like every other fucking loser,
    That I see without my glasses, how absurd.

    Fuck, how lucky am I?
    Woah, what do you see in me?
    Fuck, how lucky am I?
    Woah, what do you see in me?
     
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    Linja

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    Original. Now, what was your inspiration? :lol:
     
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    Adam

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    very... original, lol.
     
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    Arhaz

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    you make it sound so...."elegant"...lol
     
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    lp_sk8ergurl

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    Lol
     
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    Ether

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    ...different....but good... ^_^
     
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    El Muerto

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    I love poems about porno magazines :lol:
     
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    D_A_V_I_D

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    How many have you read..... :mellow:

    Anyway, i didn't love it, but it was quite funny to read a poem about porno magazines, and it was written well. It was definently a....................... unique experience for me.
     
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    El Muerto

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    How many have you read..... :mellow:

    Anyway, i didn't love it, but it was quite funny to read a poem about porno magazines, and it was written well. It was definently a....................... unique experience for me. [/b][/quote]
    You don't want to know... :lol:
     
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    Dedicated

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    Thanks for all the comments :lol:

    Glad you find it original :p

    TransArhaz, how did I do that then? :lol:



    My inspiration was being bored and the idea that most guys enjoy a good, erm, yeah, you get me, but aren't really open about it :lol:
     
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    Luke

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    You see Dave, Green Day pulled that off but this just makes it seem like you're a sleazy git :lol:

    I love it though :lol:
     
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    Dedicated

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    :lol:


    Thanks, I think? :lol:
     

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