Mike Tyson turns Porn star

I beat you to that joke by a mile! [/b][/quote]
You only covered him actually biting an ear off, and I didn't read your post I was so desperate to be the first to an ear joke.

 

That's awesome.

 

Screw how much Tyson gets paid for it, I wanna know how much it took to bribe Jenna into doing a movie with him.

 

Perhaps he'll peform the "Angry Pirate' on some chick...

 

Hahahahhahhahahahhahahaha. Imagine porn talk with that stupid ass speech impediment.

 

ughhh, mike tyson....

 

Putting him with Jenna Jameson is the only way that movie would sell anything.

I never thought I'd see the day where I'd turn down a Jenna film...but I think that day has just arrived.

 

tyson would moan like a five yearold.


he has that little voice that i cant stop laughing about.

 

haha that made me laugh.


i would never watch any movies he made like... just sounds wrong lol.

 

"Y-y-y-y-you like it like that b-b-b-baby?"

 

Oh dear god no.

 

He'll bite Jenna's nipple off...Lucky bastard.

 

He's setting such a good example for the muslims

 

Wow hes desperate for some money.

 

Well what does he have to lose? It's not like he's some famous star whose body is lusted after. He's a washed up boxer. And he gets to have sex with a hot girl for a lot of money. Who else WOULDN'T take that deal.

 

I thought Jenna Jameson said she wouldn't make any porn movies anymore that features her having sex with another man besides her husband.

Oh well.

 

i bet every single one of you eventually end up watching that video when it comes out.

 

...Maybe she's not having sex with him...maybe it just shows him sing in a closet watching she and her husband getting it on when his cell phone goes off...then her husband looks in the closet and Mike bites his ear off...




You can just ignore that.

 

Okay, that's enough, the ear joke wasn't funny the first time someone said it, and it sure wasn't funny when you just did it.

 

Yeah, I kinda figured that...