10 Most Polite Ways to Say "Your Zipper is Down"

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    Tomi

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    10. The cucumber has left the salad.

    9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.

    8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.

    7. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson...

    6. Elvis is leaving the building.

    5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.

    4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.

    3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.

    2. Men may be From Mars.....but I can see something that rhymes with Venus.

    1. I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see you're nuts!
     
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    Theazninvasion68

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    :lol: !
     
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    Branden

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    I don't get it. :mellow:


    The others aren't bad, though. :lol:
     
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    Tomi

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    I don't get it. :mellow:


    The others aren't bad, though. :lol: [/b][/quote]
    How can you not get it? :mellow:

    I'll let someone explain it to, as I dunno how to say it.
     
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    $pvcxGhxztCasey

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    It's a fucking dick Branden, you don't need to describe to anyone what a dick is, unless they're like, 7 years old. Then again, you shouldn't be around 7 year olds.
     
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    3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.

    Fucking hilarious shit.
     
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    aki*lp

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    :lol:
     
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    Atsuzen

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    LMAO :lol:
     
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    Jamie

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    I got one...

    Your flying low without a license
     
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    Tom

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    :lol: these were my favorits but the 1st one i heard in a joke aswell but was still very funny :lol:
     
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    Evan™

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    :lol: lol...hilarious shit....
     
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    Matt

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    :lol:
     
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    :lol:
     
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    Andrea

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    That made me laugh. :lol:
     
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    Mark

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    That's the best one. :lol:
     
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    numbfeeling9

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    These are awesome! LMAO! :teehee:
     
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    a life in ashes

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    :lol: genius tomi.genius.
     
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    Christopher

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    realmy funny jokes :D
    so i'll say it again i like jokes
     

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