Freestyle Match!

Discussion in 'Serious Chat' started by Omar, Apr 22, 2003.

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Who's a better cheater?

  1. From The Inside

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    Omar

    Omar Administrator LPA Super Member

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    Ok, after some little verse here and there we wanna really make this official, so here's the rules:

    1. Read the verses
    2. Decide who you think is better
    3. Vote for that person

    Since I put mine last on the other topic, From The Inside will start, first person to reach 10 votes wins, please don't be biased...
     
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    Warning, this is gonna get ugly, right Omar?
     
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    Casual D

    Casual D I WON'T BE YOUR CASUAL D. LPA Administrator

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    Fo Shizzle.

    -Wannabe Omar
     
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    Omar

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    Well, we both have to obey the rules, but other than that, go for it, win or loose it will be fun ^_^
     
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    Edit:
    This is in response to Omar's last flow on this thread. Please read this first!!!
    *****************LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!*****************


    Omar, or should I say ramO*?
    It's cuz you like to ram some d!ck down your throat.
    Your answers are a joke, not worth a penny,
    And your ass is getting fried like burgers at Wendy's.
    Little girl, telling me I'm not welcome at the playground,
    It's cuz I grew up, and your ass is still playing around.
    Bullies pickin' on you to get some lunch money,
    Callin' me a hyena, yeah I laugh at you cuz you're funny.
    You live in fantasies, and I object to your bullsh!t.
    Omar, the baby, crying like a b!tch in his crib.
    Using big words thinking you're intelligent,
    You ain't going no where, except bagging my groceries for life, kid.
    Stop embarrasing yourself with the mic in your hand,
    It's even more embarrassing than when you drop down your pants.
    Please, I consume your flows when you post them on,
    Then I'm sh!tting them all out while I'm on the John.
    I get more of a laugh from the clowns in circus tents,
    Oh, that's right you are a clown, what the f_ck's the difference?
    Can't you see I'm regulating your ass like 5-0?
    You couldn't flow good if it depended on your survival.
    Your weak rhymes get you thrown in prison because peeps laugh so hard that they choke.
    So I'll keep busting flows while you're picking up dropped soap.
    Don't try and lecture me you ain't no f_cking professor,
    I am the greater and you are the lesser.
    So let me give you a homework assignment:
    Start looking for a place for your full-retirement.
    Steppin' to me and callin' me out was a no-no
    Looks like LPA got themselves an admin that's homo.
    I'm spittin' my flows iller than an STD,
    Put your ass to the test like an SAT.
    I think you've been watching too much BET,
    Cuz you think you're hard but you're just S-O-F-T.
    You put me to sleep with flows with energy that ain't there,
    Next time you answer, I'll bring a pillow and a teddy bear.
    Damn, it hurts to be dissed, you're sore huh?
    Watch out, I'ma leave you Number than Meteora.
    You're inspiration comes from pop rappers like 50 cent, that punk,
    How can your inspiration be "Pocket Change," you chump?
    God must have been joking when he created you,
    You're dumber than when Ralph from The Simpsons ate that glue.
    You can't stop me, I'm contaminating you like virus.
    I'm tighter than spandex on fat b!tches ridin' bikes, b!tch.
    So all those old flows you wrote just go and burn them.
    Oh you want this mic? B!tch, you gotta earn it.
    Saying I can't freestyle, b!tch, I wrote 0% percent of this,
    I'm telling you that you suck for your own benefit.
    You try too hard but you ain't doin' sh!t,
    As MTV would say, "Omar, you are dismissed."



    *ramO is backwards for Omar
     
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    Omar

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    It's time to beat down this "literary genius"
    Get your head outta that book
    And try looking for your p*nis
    I tried to help, but the butcher said he didn't have it
    Dognabbit
    I don't think he could cut sizes like the tail of a rabbit
    Grab it?, are you still playing with yourself?
    I thought you were gonna stop that and try to break free from the habit?
    Don't crap it when you loose this final freestyle match
    Cuz all your rhymes seem manufactured
    From the same Pampers batch
    This big booty girl
    Rapping about barbies and cakes
    Your more fruity than the the f*g
    On the boxes of Quaker Flakes
    So enough chat about who's the best
    Let's end this beef now
    I'm a cut above the rest
    Even em will say 'don't have a cow!'
    I'll rip you up and spit you back out like a lawn plow
    While your collecting your body parts
    I'm screaming 'Where's your books now?'
    You'll look more insecure than you already do at school
    A book nerd with goggles
    At least no one can call you a fool
    I'm gonna spit this dis so fast
    Watch out your ears might pop
    Sound will stop and from your pants explodes a gigantic drop
    Your a tiny species of fecies giving birth to E.T.
    You couldn't beat me
    What's worse, you think real rap is on MTV
    You need rest your a premature yeast-fest
    If you tried to speak to your mind
    You'd end up being speechless
    But does it seem like
    I'm the only one who's a hater?
    Time to pull off the curtain
    Cuz doctor's put a cover over your incubator
    But I'm not even going into cloths or napkins
    When this girl was just a baby
    Momma named her #### happens
    Oh no! the lpa's got a homo admin
    I started this site you retard
    So who's the homo again?
    Talking about dropped soap in prison
    Don't you understand?
    They seperate the men from the women
    And even the geeks in the band
    So that's it
    Done
    Game, match and set
    Now I know why your doctor's a retired animal vet.
     
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    Omar

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    c'mon guys! everybody start voting and check out 2 very ill verses ^_^
     
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    WTF, I voted somehow and for YOU. All I did was click to view the poll stats and BAM, it says I voted for you. -1 On the votes. (Not like I'm winning.)
     
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    dark_assassin

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    i voted :chemist:
     
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    Yeah, and I know for who. :eek:
     
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    dark_assassin

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    i know too :eek: :chemist:
     
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    *Bump*
     
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    Phantom Duck

    Phantom Duck You are my detonator. LPA Super Member

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    Omar is an admin and FTI is a bit..e-hem... nothing( :p ), soo... NULL VOTE!
     
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    Happy Gilmore

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    I think both of you guys can't rap [no matter how rude it sounds]. Why you try to rap with swear & uncensored words.... what's the point ?! It's kind of boring...
     
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    Bryan

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    Its freestyling, as in making it up off the top of your head quickly. When doing that sometimes cuss words are all you can think of.
     
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    Bryan

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    Actually when you click to view the poll stats without voting it nulls your vote, so you don't get to vote after doing that. You didn't vote for Omar, someone else did.
     
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    Happy Gilmore

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    Its freestyling, as in making it up off the top of your head quickly. When doing that sometimes cuss words are all you can think of. [/b][/quote]
    Yeeees but they kind of overdo it...
     
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    Aaron

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    Actually when you click to view the poll stats without voting it nulls your vote, so you don't get to vote after doing that. You didn't vote for Omar, someone else did. [/b][/quote]
    and the person who voted for omar was me, i voted before everything started(silly me)
     
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    Bryan

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    and the person who voted for omar was me, i voted before everything started(silly me) [/b][/quote]
    You were supposed to wait till they both did a freestyle in here, not the other thread...but oh well. :lol:
     
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    Aaron

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    You were supposed to wait till they both did a freestyle in here, not the other thread...but oh well. :lol: [/b][/quote]
    i didn't even read the other thread. i was just folling around. taking a guess at who is better.
     
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