This has got to be my favorite piece of work...ever. It's supposed to be performed like one of those really fast-paced hardcoreish screamo songs where the vocalist sings the verses really fast, almost like he's rapping...but isn't. "The Simple Plan Girl" Look at how she’s actin’ like she’s got it so bad Goin’ through a list of every boyfriend that she’s had She complains all the time that she don’t get what she wants Yeah, I can see how that’d be true by the way that she flaunts She’s got her Simple Plan shirt with her T-B-S patch Goes around screamin’ ‘bout how all the boys are trash But she doesn’t seem to mind when one’s got her on her back Screamin’ so loud that you think she’d been attacked Woah, and as the C-D player skips to “Cute Without the ‘E’” She jumps up and screams ‘bout how she went to see Taking Back Sunday when they were on the Warped Tour How she swears the lead singer looked at her right before He started to belt out a melody that was oh-so-sweet Right before he jumped off stage and swept her off her feet But I slapped that crazy bitch in the face and just said “If you don’t shut the fuck up, you’re gonna’ end up dead” Woah, can you see her Makin’ a scene Out of every little thing? Do you believe her Reppin’ the scene Hah, like it’s her everything? Her new boyfriend’s wearin’ his A-X-Seven shirt today Wonder what that crazy bitch is gonna’ have to say? “Oh, how can you listen to that? All they do is scream I don’t know how you can know what they mean” She doesn’t understand that it’s not about the vocals It’s not about music that’s processed in Pro Tools It’s about the fuckin’ breakdowns and the fuckin’ mosh And buyin’ those indie records on the corner at the Shop As she’s headin’ to her locker I can hear her stop to say How she’s gonna’ break up with her B-F after school today So I walked up to her and asked her the reason why “Because he listens to music that doesn’t even try” I looked her in the eye and started to raise my hand But then I thought better of it so I took a stand “So what the hell is Simple Plan? All they do is whine Cryin’ about their broken skateboards all the God damn time” Then it looked like the stupid girl was gonna’ cry When her hero boyfriend walked over just in time But with Underoath in his pocket he looked at me and said “Thanks to you, she’s not gonna’ end up dead” Woah, can you see her Makin’ a scene Out of every little thing? Do you believe her Reppin’ the scene Hah, like it’s her everything? So this is the part where the song gets crazy The guitars break down and the vocals aren’t lazy The Simple Plan girl gets up, runs to the stereo Skips to the next C-D and proclaims: “There we go! Music that doesn’t suck and you can understand!” Suddenly I heard Good Charlotte playin’ in my head I couldn’t believe the shit that just happened This can’t be real, I don’t fuckin’ understand it How can this girl be so God damn naïve? Music isn’t about the fuckin’ vocals, you see But since the only thing that she’s ever known is emo Hopefully soon she’s gonna graduate to screamo Then she’d understand that the vocals aren’t it Fuck Simple Plan: I was up above it, now I’m down in it Woah, can you see her Makin’ a scene Out of every little thing? Do you believe her Reppin’ the scene Hah, like it’s her everything? Woah, can you see her Makin’ a scene Out of every little thing? Do you believe her Reppin’ the scene Hah, like it’s her everything?
Damnit Will! I was going to post something like that later! I have to say that you wrote on that concept wayyyyyyy better,though. Nice work.
Haha. I just wrote it. It took me, like, ten minutes. Thanks a lot, though. I really, really like this one. I've had that chorus in my head for weeks now and I finally got to use it.
This is far better then many of the songs I've read on here and heard on the radio. I love the sarcasm throughout the entire thing lol.
I swear you have some kind of illness that enhances your lyical ability I love it,good as always Will,well done man 10/10 Its actualy amazing how similar these lyrics are to the ones I've been working on,I guess you beat me and a whole lot more other people to it
wow... lol i really like that. thats really sweet. but its true. way too many ppl look at how the lyrics are sang [or screamed]. and they dont look any farther. really nice piece of work here.
If it weren't 1 in the morning I would've been laughing hysterically. I know a girl exactly like that and she annoys the fuck out of me. I'm tempted to print this off for her and slip it in her locker or something..