You Can't Figure me out

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    Luke

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    Hey

    If you step up
    Your gonna get fucked up
    You better just sit down
    And shut the fuck up
    Cos while you be flashin your stash of cash
    I'll be kickin' your ass
    Like the peice of crap that you are
    Better get ready
    For some scars
    Better take out some insurance
    on your car
    Cos when I get out of this place
    I'll be punchin' your face
    I'll be kickin your lace
    Without any haiste at all
    And fuck you too Katie
    You think I didn't know you were cheatin' on me?
    You think I'm pretty gullable eh?
    Well your boy's gonna get fucked up today
    Thats right your boy's gettin fucked up today!

    If you think you've got me figured out
    Well you better think again
    I'm a fucking crazy motherfucker
    You can't figure me out,its impossible
    You can't figure me out,Its impossible!
    If you think you got the wool over my eyes
    You better think twice,before you go in disguise
    Cos I'm just a crazy motherfucker
    You can't figure me out,its impossible!

    I don't even know who I am myself
    But if you cross me your gonna get hell
    Not like that little red cap from Jacksonville
    Hey Fred how are those anger management pills?
    People who think they're the shit
    Make me sick
    They can kiss my gritts
    And wipe the cum off of their lips
    Holy shit!
    Miss Jackson was that a nip slip?
    This world is a fucked up place
    Full of people who can't tie their own shoelace
    But think they can run thier mouth
    I'm sick of these peeps I just gotta shout!

    If you think you've got me figured out
    Well you better think again
    I'm a fucking crazy motherfucker
    You can't figure me out,its impossible
    You can't figure me out,Its impossible
    If you think you got the wool over my eyes
    You better think twice,before you go in disguise
    Cos I'm just a crazy motherfucker
    You can't figure me out,its impossible!

    The american badass Mr.Kid rock
    More like Mr.wimpy sucks on cock
    This dude thinks he hardcore
    But I think someone should tell him that hes not
    And Ms. Lee why don't you bring me to life
    Perhaps we could get to know each other over a glass of wine
    How about 7 tonight
    Maybe just maybe
    we could talk all through the night
    Oh shit Why you gettin' security on me?
    C'mon Ms.Lee
    We were meant to be
    Oh well life goes on,
    but next time
    don't bring this bitch back to life

    If you think you've got me figured out
    Well you better think again
    I'm a fucking crazy motherfucker
    You can't figure me out,its impossible
    You can't figure me out,Its impossible
    If you think you got the wool over my eyes
    You better think twice,before you go in disguise
    Cos I'm just a crazy motherfucker
    You can't figure me out,its impossible!

    P.S don't ban me for the lyrics,I know they're very...tasteful...but they're what me and my band came up with and we think it really is damn funny.Also we don't really hate Amy Lee,Kid Rock or Fred Durst
     
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    Dedicated

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    Cool :lol:

    I like the part based around Amy Lee loads :lol:
     
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    Luke

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    Thanks,I designed that bit myself :lol:
     
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    Adam

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    :wth:
     
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    Luke

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    I take it you don't like it then :lol:

    Its a joke song,unlikely we'll ever try to release it
     
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    Luke

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    Any other comments on the lyrics?
     
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    Chris

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    It kinda reminds of 'Eminem - Kim' :lol: I like it though :D
     
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    Luke

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    Thanks ^_^ ,I've never heard of that song though :lol:
     
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    Friskey™

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    Funny! :lol: Not as funny as "The Emo Song" but just as funny!
     
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    that made no sence :unsure:

    Anyway, its allright, i'm not much into funny stuff, but its not bad either.
     
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    Jon[athan]

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    I take it you don't like it then :lol:

    Its a joke song,unlikely we'll ever try to release it [/b][/quote]
    lol i was thinking as i was reading this "is someone actually goin to try and sing this?' but i guess not. :p
     
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    Luke

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    We might record it but the thing is is that we really don't have anything against those musical aritsts :lol:

    Thanks for the comments though ^_^ ,more apreciated :)
     
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    matttheskwirl14

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    another great song hellflame
     
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    Luke

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    Thanks ^_^
     

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