WARNING: This song is a joke. Should not be taken seriously. I love Emo music. I just was listening to "Signing Emo" by MC Lars and decided to write my own little diddle. Enjoy. (Sung to the tune of "If You're Happy And You Know It") If you're emo and you know it, slit your wrists Yes, you're emo you know it, you're so pissed You're an emo jackass buddy And your girl fucks like a bunny But it's with another man so slit your wrists If you're emo and you know, sit and cry Yes, you're emo and you wish that would die The Used and MCR Are blasting out your car But the emo-ness makes you wanna cry If you're emo and you know it, scream it out Yes, you're emo so you feel the need to shout We don't give a damn Bout how your girl left for another man Go slit your wrists so we don't have to hear you shout THE END! Seriously, if I offended you I'm sorry. I just have sick humor like that.
OH MY GOD. For the past year, I've been singing that one line at school nonstop. It's become a cult in my school. How crazy is that?! Other than that, it's hilarious.
dude...you like...wrote the first line And even then, Will wrote that. And who are you calling slut? I say! And yeah, you can put it on MySpace
I would like to request a Special Edition of this song to be posted, including Song Writers Commentary and Illustrations.