"Conspiracy Theory (We're Coming To Take Over Your Brain)" I know this girl and she is really fine, The one thing is she's out of her mind, And I don't mean that in an alright way, A paranoid believer with too much to say, One day I saw her walking down the street, And she was talking to random people she meets, About aliens and psychopaths, That control your mind by using their wrath, And how tin cans are our enemies, And how we'll all get shot for downloading MP3's. She's crazy and it scares me, Conspiracies made by the BBC, We never really landed on the moon, Roswell wasn't really a weather balloon, They're all gonna come and get us soon, And if we don't hurry up we'll all be doomed. Mind controlling chips in mobile phones, That's why she leaves them well alone, 2Pac and Kurt never really died, It was a sales scheme covered up with lies, She's filling me up with all this junk, Oh, and the Titanic never really sunk. She's crazy and it scares me, Conspiracies made by the BBC, We never really landed on the moon, Roswell wasn't really a weather balloon, They're all gonna come and get us soon, And if we don't hurry up we'll all be doomed. 9/11? Planned by the government, It definitely wasn't an accident, It's all just a giant cover up, But what a beautiful buttercup... She's crazy and it scares me, Conspiracies made by the BBC, We never really landed on the moon, Roswell wasn't really a weather balloon, They're all gonna come and get us soon, And if we don't hurry up we'll all be doomed.