Earlier today I was holding a bottle of white out and forgot to put the cap back on it and I turned it upside down to start shaking it and the white out spilled all over my keyboard, new pants, and my hand. I'll be your friendly neighborhood white out cop and tell all of you not to hold a bottle of white out opened upside down. It's not smart. And I'll be damned if the f*cking stuff won't wash out, lol.
I have one thing to say, Stay away from Alcohol/Drugs. j/k Will But seriously, that was pretty stupid to do
man thats gotta suck. the wackiest things happen to you. hey, y dont we start s thread about wacky thing.....?
your stupid, lack of sleep maybe??? one time i picked up a hair brush and tried to put tooth paist on it, i just sat there and looked at it, i new there was something wrong with it, just, i could not figure out what, it was early in the morning, had gotten hardly any sleep the past few days, when it hit me, i felt like an idiot. also i went to pee in a trash can in my own kitchen thinking it was a tolit, same resons. I sware, this is all true, so i can see just poring white over you and looking at yourself as you ruen your 100 $ pare of versace [pronounced ver-sa-chee-] pants. yeah, thats is understandabel
This has happened to me more than once lol...you sit in class and go to bite your pen...but you forget it is facing the other way..and then put it in your mouth and bite as soon as its in your mouth..and all ink gets in your mouth and you look like a jackass
Will...you never cease to amaze me mate... Keep the top on mate...just a small pointer... Mind you...it's not as bad as being ran over by a parked car... <_<
Sometimes I am like holding two things.. like a drink and a pencil and one time I tried drinking the pencil..
haha, nice work will. i'll tell you something stupider than getting run over by a parked car, this guy in my school walked into a parked car and broke his leg, lol.
2 weeks ago my friend was on his bike and he hit a parked car and broke his leg and arm. It was so funny! he was drunk at the time though..
About 2-3 years ago I was out biking, I was going through some alley and a car popped out in front of me, I hit the side, fell, then the back tire ran over my ankle and broke it. I now have 8 screws, and a big metal plate in my leg, not to mention a 6-7 inch scar from the surgery
couple years ago i dreamed that grashoppers were taking over te world.. and that the doll from chucky was going to kill me with a sciccor.. yeah i know.. im weird..
meh...guess it's my turn to tell then, some people might of already heard this before but heck. I was at a pretty big party...sometime last year (G*d knows when it was) and it was about 3am. Because we were all bladdered...we decided that we wanted a race down the road...and that's as far as I'm going to say about that. We were all running down...screaming and just generally being complete prats...Me being the smart one looking away, I turn around and suddenly smack right into the side of a parked car... I was alright...in fact...I was in hysterics over it...it just really hurt in the morning B)
I hit a tree while riding my motorbike yesterday <_< its only coz the dog got in the way . My friend Clinton had never rode a motorbike before and i let him have a go... he couldnt control it and hit a car so i cant use it for awhile now coz its all wrecked and stuff <_< but the car was a lot worse then the motorbike!!!