1. Slump to the floor, and play dead BUT, HOWEVER, leave your eyes wide open and stare into space. LIE THERE WITH YOUR EYES WIDE OPEN. 2. Laugh for no reason. 3. Cry for no reason. 4. Be mommy's little angel for a day, carry out her errands, etc. Do household chores. 5. Go out, come back way later, with your hair messed up, clothes dirtied, dazed look. 6. Zone out when she's talking to you. 7. For no reason at all, hug her. 8. Ask to eat the same dish for dinner every day. 9. Sleep in the day and stay up all night. Like a vampire. 10. Whistle all day long. 11. Stare at them all day long. 12. Speak with no sense at all. Like this. "How are you today?" "Like a shy haddock, Dr Wernicke!" or "How's the food?" "A snake in the undergrowth." or, more likely to happen : "ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME!?" "Definitely like water to a Scandinavian gypsy." or : "Have you done/ finished ______ yet !?" "Alienated by the centaur race." "ARE YOU STUPID OR WHAT!?" "Record spinnin round and round." 13. Act like you have a hearing problem. 14. Sing at the top of your voice when things get a little quiet. Belt out halfway through dinner "DREAM OF CALIFORNICASHUUUUUNNN" 15. Don't walk, dance. 16. Do things backwards. Eat dessert, then main course. Listen to songs in reverse. Walk backwards. When you wash the dishes, wipe them, then soap them. Then dunk them in water. 17. Make up a imaginary friend and talk to it all day long. Call it Chewie. 18. Develop a split-personality. Mutter to yourself like there are two separate people in you. *coughGollumcough* 19. Mail cards to yourself. Write one, walk outside, put in letter box. Retrieve after 10 minutes. Repeat. 20. To Harry Potter Fans : Kreacher 21. Eat paper. 22. Speak in a black persons voice. (if you're good at voice impressions) Terror Squad - Lean Back would be a good place to start. 23. Quote famous people and poetry as a reply to any of their questions. 24. Start drawing weird and morbid pictures and paste them on your wall and worship them. Pray to them before you go to bed. 25. Wake up one morning, go down to breakfast, and look at her with a curious expression and say "Who are you?". 26. Attempt to eat everything through a straw. 27. Insist that she serve your food cold. Some are pretty lame, I got the idea from some advice I was giving to Spiked.
LMFAO pray to pictures I used to do that when I was 6 years old!!!! :whistle: Inspired by me! My mom was like you're happy today not freaked by anything.....I guess that says something about me! You added some they're good!
Muhahahhaaa.. My parents won't freak out with those things, they don't really care,guess I'm like that all the time or what?