I saw this in the newspaper today and thought it quite funny ... Here are some wacky definitions of things we know quite well : Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool on the other. Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a away that everybody believes he got the biggest piece. Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power ... Dictionary : A place where success comes before work. Conference room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on. Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read. Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight. Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth. Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do. Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together. Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
compromise, conference room, yawn, etc. and comittee were increadibly hilarious. The rest was good. pretty funny.
Husband: *yaw... Wife: SHUT UP! Husband: but I was just trying to... Wife: SHUT UP! Husband: You Bitch! Booyah! I can say the b word on the forums now!