Text message God

Would it be wrong if I asked him to retire?

He seems to have been doing this a long time. I think it'd be better if he put someone like, me or Uncle_Raj in charge, man... Oh yeah B).

 

Uhh hello? Have we not seen Bruce Almighty?

 

and you believe that some magical thing created everything around you.

and you have absolutley NO scientific proof to back up the creation theory.

dammit nate, you beat me to it. I was sooooooo going to say the exact same thing you did [/b][/quote]
well where's the proof that everything just came about. from absolutely nothing. like... how can you, say... build a house without actually building it or planning it and getting the materials,. same way nothing can come about with out nothing or having no beginning.

but there are different beliefs out there, so i will not push mine on to yours

 

Uhh hello? Have we not seen Bruce Almighty? [/b][/quote]
Yeah, I know, so c'mon, KEATON FOR GOD OF 2004-4004!

Also, I'd ask him what kind of cell phone he uses. Psh, I bet he has like, some high tech phone that can turn into a monkey or something... Lucky bastard. <_<


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Yeah, I know, so c'mon, KEATON FOR GOD OF 2004-4004!

Also, I'd ask him what kind of cell phone he uses. Psh, I bet he has like, some high tech phone that can turn into a monkey or something... Lucky bastard. <_<


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that;s mean :angry:

 

I know. I want a phone that can turn into a monkey, too. That's why. It's not fair!

 

Yeah, I know, so c'mon, KEATON FOR GOD OF 2004-4004!

Also, I'd ask him what kind of cell phone he uses. Psh, I bet he has like, some high tech phone that can turn into a monkey or something... Lucky bastard. <_<


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LMAO!!

 

monkeys rock, but what would you do with a monkey then???

 

It's okay, Todd. She probably thinks it's mean because WE ALL WANT MONKEY-CHANGING CELL PHONES LIKE GOD DOES AND IT'S UNFAIR.

Damn it. *makes a petition*



I thought this thread was supposed to be fun. Because we know God uses his finger, not a cell phone. I think. Right? The large finger?

 

what was so mean about it?

jesus, if you found that offensive then you really don't want to hear my thoughts on god and religion [/b][/quote]
yeah, maybe i dont

and i wasn't fully serious about the 'mean ' comment. maybe just a bit

 

why you are not having fun??

 

umm...ive got a finger for religion and it also happens to be the longest one on your hand [/b][/quote]


I'd probably use that one if he doesn't answer my text message. Because it'd be like... a... Oh, I could get in trouble for being too mean.

OH THE NEGLECTFUL FEELING.

 

he would need to have heaps and heaps of credit to answer all your messages. think he would run out???

 

I'm sure God's got some hook ups. I wonder what plan he's on. Verizon? T-Mobile? Or maybe he's on his own with some Japanese telephone agency... "GODzilla."

Woah, that sounds awesome. I'm going to steal God's phone and his plan now. And then waste all his minutes. Hell. Yeah.

 

oh and if you manage to steal that, can you message me??? my number is.....