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    Kaleb.09

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    Kaleb.09, Aug 4, 2004



    I phoned up a really gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine last night. We just lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together. So I really couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe
    rekindle a little of that magic.

    "Wow!" I said "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a
    bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"

    She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge!

    "Yeah," I said, "Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband that's a few inches wider these days!"

    She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me, saying she thought tubby bald men were cute!

    "Anyway", she said, "I've put on a couple of pounds myself!"

    So I hung up.
     
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    This was supposed to be joke? I can't seem to find the funny. :mellow:
     
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    I don't get it..:mellow: >_< :blush:
     
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    That was the worst joke I've ever read.
     
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    I don't get the joke :mellow: whats so funny about it?
     
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    so? :mellow:
     
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    Worst.Joke.Ever.




    If thats even supposed to be a joke.
     
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    That was not funny at all.
     
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    did that really happen or its really a joke? :unsure:
     
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    This could actually be taken offensively to overweight people.

    The fact she gained a few pounds made the guy hang up on her. Classic shallow outcome. She was willing to accept him for him but he couldn't accept the fact she gained a few pounds. Makes guys look bad, too.

    This wasn't funny at all. Probably one of the worst jokes I've read in awhile.
     
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    I think it was a way for the guy to get back at his ex-girlfriend. Perhaps they had a bad history together? Who really knows.
     
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    ROFLMFAO


    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


    guys i thought that was brilliant :lol: :lol:
     
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    What the hell. That wasn't very nice, even if they did have a bad history together. If I was overweight I would have been offended by reading that.
     
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    ....Urm..I dont get it :mellow: :wth:
     
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    :lol: :lol: :lol: that was hilarious!!!!


    acually i don't get it :mellow:
     
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    :lol: :lol: :lol:


















    I don't get it. :mellow:
     
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    3rd worst joke I've ever read. Here's the first:

    "The funniest thing happened to me guys, I went to McDonalds and ordered a small Coke, and they gave me a MEDIUM!!!!"- my friend Gary

    He thought it was the funniest thing in the world. We just stared at him.
     
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    Ha!Ha! :lol:.... Wait a sec....(actually bothers reading it) wait that joke sucked
     
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    I think you forgot the punchline.
     
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    Actually I think he forgot the funny part of the joke. ;)
     
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