A joke i heard

A family of bees were travelling down the road in their car when they picked up a cockroach hitchhiker. Two miles down the road, the car ran out of petrol, so the father bee went outside and pissed into the tank.

Another two miles down the road it ran out of petrol again, so the mother bee went out and pissed into the tank.

Then another two miles later it ran out of petrol again so the sister bee went and pissed into the tank.

By now the cockroach was feeling bad and a little guilty so he said, " Hey, why don't I contribuet some the next time, when it runs out of petrol"

But the father bee said "Oh no, thank you, this car only runs on Bee Pee."


Don't get it? Highlight: Bee Pee = BP = a brand of petrol/ petrol station

 

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I didn't get it until I highlighted that thing.

 

That highlight thing is cool

 

That joke made me grin a little.

By the way, that highlight thing is soooo cool.

 

I know where you got that joke from, Meela

It makes me laugh

 

Same here.

 

damn neat trick there dude...just wish my two year old cousin was here...atleast she wouldn't complain to her parents that i dismembered her doll and put it back again....as long as i promised her to show " magic on the big screeon with buttons also called a monitor"....

 

damn neat trick there dude...just wish my two year old cousin was here...atleast she wouldn't complain to her parents that i dismembered her doll and put it back again....as long as i promised her to show " magic on the big screeon with buttons also called a monitor".... [/b][/quote]
highlight: you mean you dont know how to do this? all you gotta do is set the colour to white.


The joke got a chuckle outta me, not that funny.

 

I still didn't get it after I highlighted it...

Go into the chatroom people!

Sry... :chemist:

 

A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, ''If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull.''
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, ''If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.''

The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, ''What if your dad was a drunk and your mom was a prostitute?!''

The kid smiles and says, ''I would be a bus driver!''

 

highlight: you mean you dont know how to do this? all you gotta do is set the colour to white.

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no i didn't ever think of that...but i did figure it out...and i was like "why the hell didn;t i think of that?"


:wth:

 

hahahahahaha lol lmfao roflmfao!!!!!!

the other one was ehh, but i got it, so yeah.

 

lmao...i should try that...