rate the lyrics to my new rap ep!

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    tooth faerie

    tooth faerie Banned

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    yo dawgs, i broke off my marriage with her but i wrote these lyrics for my new rap ep! tell me what you think! peac ot

    1. Will-I-Tude

    Whipp Cream: [muttering]
    (guitar noise)
    Whipp Cream: and herr's my new sawng!
    (guitar solo)
    _______

    2. I Need A Girl, Part 17

    I need a girl who will love me
    I need a girl who will cherish me
    I need a girl who will stand for Christ with me
    I need a girl who will put no one but Christ above me
    I need a girl who will not make fun of me
    I need a girl who is like Chester Bennington
    I think it is very evident she has Christ deep within
    I need a girl who will hang with me
    I need a girl who will pray with me
    I need a girl who will stay with me
    I need a girl who will .. not let the passion die
    I need a girl ... who is... not gonna let the chance pass her by
    I need a girl who will never make me cry
    I need a girl who wants me for me, not fortune and fame
    I need a girl who will exhalt Jesus's name

    I need a girl to be in my world
    that loves Jesus Christ and exhalts him through her eyes

    I need a girl without a police history
    I need a girl who is.... good with industry
    I need a girl who will marry me one day
    I need a girl who, when the time comes, will say
    we will live life the Lord's way
    I need a girl who will, when it comes to kids, doesn't play
    I need a girl who won't........who wants to be with a guy like me
    I need a girl who will be faithful to me

    I need a girl in my life
    I need a girl to be my wife
    [heavy breathing]
    that loves Jesus Christ
    and exhalts him through her eyes
    _______

    3. I Need A Girl, Part 18

    I need a girl like Chester Bennington!
    and if I go to the mission field, I need a girl who will go
    I need a girl who will love me for me
    I need a girl who will be faithful to me
    I need a girl who will be grateful for me
    I need a girl who will never hurt me
    I need a girl who will put only Christ above me
    I need a girl who will marry me one day
    I need a girl who will ..... stay
    I need a girl who will when it comes to kids never play around
    I need a girl who will never make me feel down
    I need a girl that I can hold
    I need a girl with whom I can grow old
    I need a girl ... period.
    I need a girl who .. I can be.. with

    I need a girl that I can love
    I need a girl sent from heaven above
    I need a girl like Lauralynn
    I need a girl with Christ deep within

    I need a girl who will not make fun of me
    I need a girl who will not run off on me
    I need a girl who will cook for me
    I need a girl who will not crack on me
    I need a girl who will do my taxes.. on Sundays
    I need a girl who relaxes
    I need a girl who does things Chester Bennington does
    I need a girl that doesn't care about the latest political buzz
    well this song is over and have a good day
    Chester Bennington, this song is dedicated to you by the way

    I need a girl that I can love
    I need a girl sent from heaven above
    I need a girl like Lauralynn
    I need a girl with Christ deep within
    _______

    4. I Need A Girl, Part 19

    I need a girl who can hang with me
    I need a girl who will stay with me
    I need a girl who will roll with me
    I need a girl who won't play with me
    I need a girl who will marry me
    I need a girl who will never hurt me
    I need a girl who will never cheat on me
    I need a girl who is truthful to a point
    I need a girl who won't let me catch her in a bar or joint
    I need a girl who won't call me names
    I need a girl ... who does more than play video games
    I need a girl who doesn't play games with my head
    I need a girl to look good in red
    I need a girl who won't remarry when I'm dead
    I need a girl who will serve Christ
    I need a girl who will exhalt him through her eye .... ss
    I need a girl who will never let the passion of Jesus die
    I need a girl who will never let her passion for Jesus die

    I need a woman in my life
    I need a girl to make my wife
    Lord please help me, I'm so sad
    I'm one lonely lad

    God will lead this girl to me one day
    but I can't continue to live without her, there's no way
    when I sat ..this.... when I say this I don't play
    right now without the right girl beside me, my life is a pile o' hay
    at the point I am now, I don't want to live another day
    dear Lord, please take the suspense away
    _______
     
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    tooth faerie

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    Itz ur favrite playa. I'm back. PLEZ rate my rap rhyme:

    IN NEED A GIRL PART 18(version 2)

    I need a girl who will always be with me
    I need a girl who is the ghetto hotness
    I need a girl who will someday leave me
    I need a girl who izzle fizzle hizzleness

    my name is whiped cream
    I've got the skillz for rymingz
    you beter not mess with me
    or I'll ripe of your eyebrows

    I need a girl who can flow with my fashionz like dis
    I need a girl who will one day give me some love maybey
    I'll beat u up like yous was little kidz
    And if u think thas funny i'll be gone so quick,
    you can't catch up with my skidz



    RATE my rap on a scale of 1-10


    i forgot to include dat. dank dawg. peac ot
     
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    The Doctor

    The Doctor I wear a fez now. Fez's are cool. LPA Super Member

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    Didnt you post this on another username? I remember this. No one really liked it. Dont have a clone.
     
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    Casual D

    Casual D I WON'T BE YOUR CASUAL D. LPA Administrator

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    Yo homeboy, take a look at this:

    I knock you out in slow motion,so you hit the ground softly,
    Stand on you with one foot, while laughing at you whole heartly
    Err..these rhymes aren't mine, I stole them from hooked on phonics,
    Yeah dude,I,uh..only speak ebonics,
    I'm like Jekyll, I become a hyde when I sip a special tonic,
    Destroy you faster then a blue hedgehog with the name of Sonic,
    Oh sh*t more lawsuits, copyright infringed fees,
    Lawsuits on my ass,
    Lke a rash that has a itch and bleeds
    Or a sh*t, that wont leave when u squeeze
    I've got constipation,
    Damn! Pass the f*cking ex-lax to me please...
    --

    Fo shizzle, *Closeizzle*.

    One more thing:

    Bein a clone internationally known on the microphone,
    Will get a warning on your ass faster than al capone.

    (You're warned for cloning.)
     
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