Chester with Blender

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    Anya

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    I absolutley love this interview, this is the best one yet. :lol:

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    -Herbally infused Linkin Park Chester Bennington on Snoop Dogg and Shrinkage-

    B: Where are you and what can you see out the window?
    CB: I'm sitting in my office in my house, staring at my security- camera monitor

    B: How many monitors so you have?
    CB: I can't disclose that

    B: You're going on tour with Snoop Dogg this summer. Will you be drinking from his bejeweled pimp cup?
    CB: I don't know if I qualify

    B: Have you ever suffered from male shrinkage when getting out of a pool?
    CB: Yes- everyone should understand how the male genital works. When it gets cold, the testicles need to be warmer in order to produce healthy semen. Thats why the area constricts and forces the testicles into the pelvic cavity. And if your girlfriend is like, "oh how sill you look!", just say, "well come touch it and see how silly it looks".

    B: How many events are in the Olympic Decathlon?
    CB: Ten. Think about it: Deca is a latin root meaning 10. I was a junior Olympic swimmer.

    B: Is it true that Olympic swimmers tend to be big pot smokers?
    CB: It's true, but you know what i found out? Everyone smokes weed.

    B: Are you high right now?
    CB: I'm always high.

    then it lists the PR dates.

    On his picture that they show it says, " BEST TOUR TO GET A CONTACT BUZZ" and on the little insert on Chesters picture, it says, "NO ONE HAD THE HEART TO TELL CHESTER IT WASNT A CORDLESS MIC."

    Source: lptimes.com
     
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    Omar A

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    :lol:
     
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    Glenn

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    that means I'm high right now. :p
     
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    Whimsicality

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    Haha. That rocks.
     
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    :lol:
     
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    Ander

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    :lol: Chester is a smart guy.
     
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    :lol: :lol: :p
     
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    Amy

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    :lol: .

    That's awesome!
     
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    JJ

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    :lol: i didnt releaise that chester was so funny ^_^
     
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    |METEORA| MAN

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    I never figured out by myself that fact about the testicles ^_^
    I was very interested, though.
     
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    Branden

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    Pretty funny stuff :lol: When's the actual issue out in newsstands?
     
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    Anya

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    It allready is out on news stands. ;)
     

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