in these mundane situations, relate em to LP!: During a blackout: Why does it feel like night today Talking to a wall in the mental hospital : ShUT UP WHEN I"M TALKING TO YOU!! Taking out the trash : Take everything, from the inside, and throw it all awaaaayy... Builder building the Great wall of china falling off : One minute you're on top, next you're not, watch you drop, making your heart stop just before you hit the floor... Teacher to her noisy class: No! hear me out now! you're gonna listen to me like it or not, right now!! girl standing on chair, speaking to a cockcroach: Get away from MEEE!! if pins and needles occurs: "i've become so numb...i can't feel you there" Algebra homework: I tried so hard, and got so far, in the end, it doesn't even matter.... In school: i wanna be in another place Excuse for handing up homework late : I can't rely on myself I'll put more if I can recall them. Feel free to add your own, God knows what we all could do with a few laughs. (I have a feeling It's gonna be closed. or moved. but who cares for now.)
What about a person just about to drop off a wall and they're only holding on teh wall by like, one hand : I can't hold on,....it's all too much to take in....
These are really funny. Hey how about: Someone paralyzed laying one the ground after falling off their weelchair or whatever: I can't feel, the way I did before... lol, ok, so it's kinda mean, but you have to admit, its funny
If someone has brain surgery "...and open up my mind" A science teacher starts rapping randomly to his/her class: I watch how the moon sits in the sky On a dark night, shining with the light from the sun But the sun doesn’t give the light to the moon Assuming the moon’s gonna owe it one
Boy who dirtied living room wall, has to repaint it: I'll paint it on the walls, cuz i'm the one at fault....