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  1. Michele

    Michele Praise Brad Delson, our Lord and Savior. LPA Addict

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    I woke up in Croatia today. Baboons beat Gibs in football while his penis was in his short. Captain-EO was later crowned the king of massive plebians.

    Filip killed everyone. Everyone but the Prime Minister Toby who managed to wrench his intestines to revive all the dogs who were killed by Michael Kenji Shinoda, the man who hates dogs like his red hair. The biggest mistake that green gentleman did was to let Filip go to the supermarket. He loves cucumbers and the fact that his butt almost looks like the face of Michael Scofield. But the only reason he bought cucumbers was weed-girl. Weed-girl wanted to go to the beach party with her weird friend and Filip. Then Filip tried to call Joe Hahn a big fat chicken. When Joe found Filip's dildo ditched into his butthole, he decided to finally leave LP in pieces. Without his perfect phallic-shaped toy, Filip decided to go on a rampage to find the ancient artifact of Brad Delson's guitar. Linkin Park commandos were sent to play guitar poorly on every single
     
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    I woke up in Croatia today. Baboons beat Gibs in football while his penis was in his short. Captain-EO was later crowned the king of massive plebians.

    Filip killed everyone. Everyone but the Prime Minister Toby who managed to wrench his intestines to revive all the dogs who were killed by Michael Kenji Shinoda, the man who hates dogs like his red hair. The biggest mistake that green gentleman did was to let Filip go to the supermarket. He loves cucumbers and the fact that his butt almost looks like the face of Michael Scofield. But the only reason he bought cucumbers was weed-girl. Weed-girl wanted to go to the beach party with her weird friend and Filip. Then Filip tried to call Joe Hahn a big fat chicken. When Joe found Filip's dildo ditched into his butthole, he decided to finally leave LP in pieces. Without his perfect phallic-shaped toy, Filip decided to go on a rampage to find the ancient artifact of Brad Delson's guitar. Linkin Park commandos were sent to play guitar poorly on every single song they played
     
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    Michele Praise Brad Delson, our Lord and Savior. LPA Addict

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    I woke up in Croatia today. Baboons beat Gibs in football while his penis was in his short. Captain-EO was later crowned the king of massive plebians.

    Filip killed everyone. Everyone but the Prime Minister Toby who managed to wrench his intestines to revive all the dogs who were killed by Michael Kenji Shinoda, the man who hates dogs like his red hair. The biggest mistake that green gentleman did was to let Filip go to the supermarket. He loves cucumbers and the fact that his butt almost looks like the face of Michael Scofield. But the only reason he bought cucumbers was weed-girl. Weed-girl wanted to go to the beach party with her weird friend and Filip. Then Filip tried to call Joe Hahn a big fat chicken. When Joe found Filip's dildo ditched into his butthole, he decided to finally leave LP in pieces. Without his perfect phallic-shaped toy, Filip decided to go on a rampage to find the ancient artifact of Brad Delson's guitar. Linkin Park commandos were sent to play guitar poorly on every single song they played live in Texas.
     
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    I woke up in Croatia today. Baboons beat Gibs in football while his penis was in his short. Captain-EO was later crowned the king of massive plebians.

    Filip killed everyone. Everyone but the Prime Minister Toby who managed to wrench his intestines to revive all the dogs who were killed by Michael Kenji Shinoda, the man who hates dogs like his red hair. The biggest mistake that green gentleman did was to let Filip go to the supermarket. He loves cucumbers and the fact that his butt almost looks like the face of Michael Scofield. But the only reason he bought cucumbers was weed-girl. Weed-girl wanted to go to the beach party with her weird friend and Filip. Then Filip tried to call Joe Hahn a big fat chicken. When Joe found Filip's dildo ditched into his butthole, he decided to finally leave LP in pieces. Without his perfect phallic-shaped toy, Filip decided to go on a rampage to find the ancient artifact of Brad Delson's guitar. Linkin Park commandos were sent to play guitar poorly on every single song they played live in Texas. It was a
     
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    I woke up in Croatia today. Baboons beat Gibs in football while his penis was in his short. Captain-EO was later crowned the king of massive plebians.

    Filip killed everyone. Everyone but the Prime Minister Toby who managed to wrench his intestines to revive all the dogs who were killed by Michael Kenji Shinoda, the man who hates dogs like his red hair. The biggest mistake that green gentleman did was to let Filip go to the supermarket. He loves cucumbers and the fact that his butt almost looks like the face of Michael Scofield. But the only reason he bought cucumbers was weed-girl. Weed-girl wanted to go to the beach party with her weird friend and Filip. Then Filip tried to call Joe Hahn a big fat chicken. When Joe found Filip's dildo ditched into his butthole, he decided to finally leave LP in pieces. Without his perfect phallic-shaped toy, Filip decided to go on a rampage to find the ancient artifact of Brad Delson's guitar. Linkin Park commandos were sent to play guitar poorly on every single song they played live in Texas. It was a whole concert of
     
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    I woke up in Croatia today. Baboons beat Gibs in football while his penis was in his short. Captain-EO was later crowned the king of massive plebians.

    Filip killed everyone. Everyone but the Prime Minister Toby who managed to wrench his intestines to revive all the dogs who were killed by Michael Kenji Shinoda, the man who hates dogs like his red hair. The biggest mistake that green gentleman did was to let Filip go to the supermarket. He loves cucumbers and the fact that his butt almost looks like the face of Michael Scofield. But the only reason he bought cucumbers was weed-girl. Weed-girl wanted to go to the beach party with her weird friend and Filip. Then Filip tried to call Joe Hahn a big fat chicken. When Joe found Filip's dildo ditched into his butthole, he decided to finally leave LP in pieces. Without his perfect phallic-shaped toy, Filip decided to go on a rampage to find the ancient artifact of Brad Delson's guitar. Linkin Park commandos were sent to play guitar poorly on every single song they played live in Texas. It was a whole concert of racist shitbags who
     
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    I woke up in Croatia today. Baboons beat Gibs in football while his penis was in his short. Captain-EO was later crowned the king of massive plebians.

    Filip killed everyone. Everyone but the Prime Minister Toby who managed to wrench his intestines to revive all the dogs who were killed by Michael Kenji Shinoda, the man who hates dogs like his red hair. The biggest mistake that green gentleman did was to let Filip go to the supermarket. He loves cucumbers and the fact that his butt almost looks like the face of Michael Scofield. But the only reason he bought cucumbers was weed-girl. Weed-girl wanted to go to the beach party with her weird friend and Filip. Then Filip tried to call Joe Hahn a big fat chicken. When Joe found Filip's dildo ditched into his butthole, he decided to finally leave LP in pieces. Without his perfect phallic-shaped toy, Filip decided to go on a rampage to find the ancient artifact of Brad Delson's guitar. Linkin Park commandos were sent to play guitar poorly on every single song they played live in Texas. It was a whole concert of racist shitbags who screamed along to
     
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    I woke up in Croatia today. Baboons beat Gibs in football while his penis was in his short. Captain-EO was later crowned the king of massive plebians.

    Filip killed everyone. Everyone but the Prime Minister Toby who managed to wrench his intestines to revive all the dogs who were killed by Michael Kenji Shinoda, the man who hates dogs like his red hair. The biggest mistake that green gentleman did was to let Filip go to the supermarket. He loves cucumbers and the fact that his butt almost looks like the face of Michael Scofield. But the only reason he bought cucumbers was weed-girl. Weed-girl wanted to go to the beach party with her weird friend and Filip. Then Filip tried to call Joe Hahn a big fat chicken. When Joe found Filip's dildo ditched into his butthole, he decided to finally leave LP in pieces. Without his perfect phallic-shaped toy, Filip decided to go on a rampage to find the ancient artifact of Brad Delson's guitar. Linkin Park commandos were sent to play guitar poorly on every single song they played live in Texas. It was a whole concert of racist shitbags who screamed along to In the End,
     
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    I woke up in Croatia today. Baboons beat Gibs in football while his penis was in his short. Captain-EO was later crowned the king of massive plebians.

    Filip killed everyone. Everyone but the Prime Minister Toby who managed to wrench his intestines to revive all the dogs who were killed by Michael Kenji Shinoda, the man who hates dogs like his red hair. The biggest mistake that green gentleman did was to let Filip go to the supermarket. He loves cucumbers and the fact that his butt almost looks like the face of Michael Scofield. But the only reason he bought cucumbers was weed-girl. Weed-girl wanted to go to the beach party with her weird friend and Filip. Then Filip tried to call Joe Hahn a big fat chicken. When Joe found Filip's dildo ditched into his butthole, he decided to finally leave LP in pieces. Without his perfect phallic-shaped toy, Filip decided to go on a rampage to find the ancient artifact of Brad Delson's guitar. Linkin Park commandos were sent to play guitar poorly on every single song they played live in Texas. It was a whole concert of racist shitbags who screamed along to In the End, maybe Linkin Park's
     
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    I woke up in Croatia today. Baboons beat Gibs in football while his penis was in his short. Captain-EO was later crowned the king of massive plebians.

    Filip killed everyone. Everyone but the Prime Minister Toby who managed to wrench his intestines to revive all the dogs who were killed by Michael Kenji Shinoda, the man who hates dogs like his red hair. The biggest mistake that green gentleman did was to let Filip go to the supermarket. He loves cucumbers and the fact that his butt almost looks like the face of Michael Scofield. But the only reason he bought cucumbers was weed-girl. Weed-girl wanted to go to the beach party with her weird friend and Filip. Then Filip tried to call Joe Hahn a big fat chicken. When Joe found Filip's dildo ditched into his butthole, he decided to finally leave LP in pieces. Without his perfect phallic-shaped toy, Filip decided to go on a rampage to find the ancient artifact of Brad Delson's guitar. Linkin Park commandos were sent to play guitar poorly on every single song they played live in Texas. It was a whole concert of racist shitbags who screamed along to In the End, maybe Linkin Park's most well known
     
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    I woke up in Croatia today. Baboons beat Gibs in football while his penis was in his short. Captain-EO was later crowned the king of massive plebians.

    Filip killed everyone. Everyone but the Prime Minister Toby who managed to wrench his intestines to revive all the dogs who were killed by Michael Kenji Shinoda, the man who hates dogs like his red hair. The biggest mistake that green gentleman did was to let Filip go to the supermarket. He loves cucumbers and the fact that his butt almost looks like the face of Michael Scofield. But the only reason he bought cucumbers was weed-girl. Weed-girl wanted to go to the beach party with her weird friend and Filip. Then Filip tried to call Joe Hahn a big fat chicken. When Joe found Filip's dildo ditched into his butthole, he decided to finally leave LP in pieces. Without his perfect phallic-shaped toy, Filip decided to go on a rampage to find the ancient artifact of Brad Delson's guitar. Linkin Park commandos were sent to play guitar poorly on every single song they played live in Texas. It was a whole concert of racist shitbags who screamed along to In the End, maybe Linkin Park's most well known song with Numb.
     
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    When Chris revived
     
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    When Chris revived a shitty thread
     
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    When Chris revived a shitty thread to call Brady
     
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    When Chris revived a shitty thread to call Brady, Brady called security
     
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    When Chris revived a shitty thread to call Brady, Brady called security and ordered him
     
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    When Chris revived a shitty thread to call Brady, Brady called security and ordered him to be Brad
     
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    When Chris revived a shitty thread to call Brady, Brady called security and ordered him to be Brad. But not really
     
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    When Chris revived a shitty thread to call Brady, Brady called security and ordered him to be Brad. But not really because modern guitar
     
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    When Chris revived a shitty thread to call Brady, Brady called security and ordered him to be Brad. But not really because modern guitar picks are awesome.
     

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