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  1. Michele

    Michele Praise Brad Delson, our Lord and Savior. LPA Addict

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    In a time of clichéd intros, Hit the Floor, and drop dead, there is a light at the end of the second neon future. A mystical man feverishly whacked the big flappy penis, yelling "THE KING OF KUVUKILAND, HEKULE!!" He was Gibs. And Britney Spears was his girlfriend. In his dreams, he was a Jedi killing little boring KOTOR player while eating tomatoes. Sujana messed up the only chance. No big deal. Eminem forgives all. Except Linkin Park. They will burn.

    Poor Linkin Park. But in the name of, Zack Filipo Roberto Croatos, Eminem freed Linkin-Park. Finally admitting he and the monster hung out on Eminem's crazy bed, with a little boy who's name was goku jr. Son of Superman, they set out on a journey that was so epic that all LPA fangirls began to collapse. Especially Michele and Filip. Sujana ragequit in the party. Now, only one person, better known as Sam on LPA, is lost in breaking his neck in the Namib, as Sam was trying to drink lots of chocolate sprinkled attention sweets. Meanwhile in India Mike Shinoda was visiting Sujana. They killed KOTOR-hater Chris. Than Brad came all over. With his guitar skillz. By Guitar, I mean GUITAR. His big shiny guitar. Its also his favorite shiny guitar. It gives him lots and lots of guitar skills. Nothing, however, would stop him playing
     
  2. polleo

    polleo You're gonna carry that weight. LPA Super Member

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    In a time of clichéd intros, Hit the Floor, and drop dead, there is a light at the end of the second neon future. A mystical man feverishly whacked the big flappy penis, yelling "THE KING OF KUVUKILAND, HEKULE!!" He was Gibs. And Britney Spears was his girlfriend. In his dreams, he was a Jedi killing little boring KOTOR player while eating tomatoes. Sujana messed up the only chance. No big deal. Eminem forgives all. Except Linkin Park. They will burn.

    Poor Linkin Park. But in the name of, Zack Filipo Roberto Croatos, Eminem freed Linkin-Park. Finally admitting he and the monster hung out on Eminem's crazy bed, with a little boy who's name was goku jr. Son of Superman, they set out on a journey that was so epic that all LPA fangirls began to collapse. Especially Michele and Filip. Sujana ragequit in the party. Now, only one person, better known as Sam on LPA, is lost in breaking his neck in the Namib, as Sam was trying to drink lots of chocolate sprinkled attention sweets. Meanwhile in India Mike Shinoda was visiting Sujana. They killed KOTOR-hater Chris. Than Brad came all over. With his guitar skillz. By Guitar, I mean GUITAR. His big shiny guitar. Its also his favorite shiny guitar. It gives him lots and lots of guitar skills. Nothing, however, would stop him from playing. It was his
     
  3. Michele

    Michele Praise Brad Delson, our Lord and Savior. LPA Addict

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    In a time of clichéd intros, Hit the Floor, and drop dead, there is a light at the end of the second neon future. A mystical man feverishly whacked the big flappy penis, yelling "THE KING OF KUVUKILAND, HEKULE!!" He was Gibs. And Britney Spears was his girlfriend. In his dreams, he was a Jedi killing little boring KOTOR player while eating tomatoes. Sujana messed up the only chance. No big deal. Eminem forgives all. Except Linkin Park. They will burn.

    Poor Linkin Park. But in the name of, Zack Filipo Roberto Croatos, Eminem freed Linkin-Park. Finally admitting he and the monster hung out on Eminem's crazy bed, with a little boy who's name was goku jr. Son of Superman, they set out on a journey that was so epic that all LPA fangirls began to collapse. Especially Michele and Filip. Sujana ragequit in the party. Now, only one person, better known as Sam on LPA, is lost in breaking his neck in the Namib, as Sam was trying to drink lots of chocolate sprinkled attention sweets. Meanwhile in India Mike Shinoda was visiting Sujana. They killed KOTOR-hater Chris. Than Brad came all over. With his guitar skillz. By Guitar, I mean GUITAR. His big shiny guitar. Its also his favorite shiny guitar. It gives him lots and lots of guitar skills. Nothing, however, would stop him from playing. It was his destiny to become
     
  4. polleo

    polleo You're gonna carry that weight. LPA Super Member

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    In a time of clichéd intros, Hit the Floor, and drop dead, there is a light at the end of the second neon future. A mystical man feverishly whacked the big flappy penis, yelling "THE KING OF KUVUKILAND, HEKULE!!" He was Gibs. And Britney Spears was his girlfriend. In his dreams, he was a Jedi killing little boring KOTOR player while eating tomatoes. Sujana messed up the only chance. No big deal. Eminem forgives all. Except Linkin Park. They will burn.

    Poor Linkin Park. But in the name of, Zack Filipo Roberto Croatos, Eminem freed Linkin-Park. Finally admitting he and the monster hung out on Eminem's crazy bed, with a little boy who's name was goku jr. Son of Superman, they set out on a journey that was so epic that all LPA fangirls began to collapse. Especially Michele and Filip. Sujana ragequit in the party. Now, only one person, better known as Sam on LPA, is lost in breaking his neck in the Namib, as Sam was trying to drink lots of chocolate sprinkled attention sweets. Meanwhile in India Mike Shinoda was visiting Sujana. They killed KOTOR-hater Chris. Than Brad came all over. With his guitar skillz. By Guitar, I mean GUITAR. His big shiny guitar. Its also his favorite shiny guitar. It gives him lots and lots of guitar skills. Nothing, however, would stop him from playing. It was his destiny to become a beautiful Phoenix.
     
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    In a time of clichéd intros, Hit the Floor, and drop dead, there is a light at the end of the second neon future. A mystical man feverishly whacked the big flappy penis, yelling "THE KING OF KUVUKILAND, HEKULE!!" He was Gibs. And Britney Spears was his girlfriend. In his dreams, he was a Jedi killing little boring KOTOR player while eating tomatoes. Sujana messed up the only chance. No big deal. Eminem forgives all. Except Linkin Park. They will burn.

    Poor Linkin Park. But in the name of, Zack Filipo Roberto Croatos, Eminem freed Linkin-Park. Finally admitting he and the monster hung out on Eminem's crazy bed, with a little boy who's name was goku jr. Son of Superman, they set out on a journey that was so epic that all LPA fangirls began to collapse. Especially Michele and Filip. Sujana ragequit in the party. Now, only one person, better known as Sam on LPA, is lost in breaking his neck in the Namib, as Sam was trying to drink lots of chocolate sprinkled attention sweets. Meanwhile in India Mike Shinoda was visiting Sujana. They killed KOTOR-hater Chris. Than Brad came all over. With his guitar skillz. By Guitar, I mean GUITAR. His big shiny guitar. Its also his favorite shiny guitar. It gives him lots and lots of guitar skills. Nothing, however, would stop him from playing. It was his destiny to become a beautiful Phoenix. In a galaxy
     
  6. polleo

    polleo You're gonna carry that weight. LPA Super Member

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    In a time of clichéd intros, Hit the Floor, and drop dead, there is a light at the end of the second neon future. A mystical man feverishly whacked the big flappy penis, yelling "THE KING OF KUVUKILAND, HEKULE!!" He was Gibs. And Britney Spears was his girlfriend. In his dreams, he was a Jedi killing little boring KOTOR player while eating tomatoes. Sujana messed up the only chance. No big deal. Eminem forgives all. Except Linkin Park. They will burn.

    Poor Linkin Park. But in the name of, Zack Filipo Roberto Croatos, Eminem freed Linkin-Park. Finally admitting he and the monster hung out on Eminem's crazy bed, with a little boy who's name was goku jr. Son of Superman, they set out on a journey that was so epic that all LPA fangirls began to collapse. Especially Michele and Filip. Sujana ragequit in the party. Now, only one person, better known as Sam on LPA, is lost in breaking his neck in the Namib, as Sam was trying to drink lots of chocolate sprinkled attention sweets. Meanwhile in India Mike Shinoda was visiting Sujana. They killed KOTOR-hater Chris. Than Brad came all over. With his guitar skillz. By Guitar, I mean GUITAR. His big shiny guitar. Its also his favorite shiny guitar. It gives him lots and lots of guitar skills. Nothing, however, would stop him from playing. It was his destiny to become a beautiful Phoenix.

    In a galaxy far far way,
     
  7. Michele

    Michele Praise Brad Delson, our Lord and Savior. LPA Addict

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    In a time of clichéd intros, Hit the Floor, and drop dead, there is a light at the end of the second neon future. A mystical man feverishly whacked the big flappy penis, yelling "THE KING OF KUVUKILAND, HEKULE!!" He was Gibs. And Britney Spears was his girlfriend. In his dreams, he was a Jedi killing little boring KOTOR player while eating tomatoes. Sujana messed up the only chance. No big deal. Eminem forgives all. Except Linkin Park. They will burn.

    Poor Linkin Park. But in the name of, Zack Filipo Roberto Croatos, Eminem freed Linkin-Park. Finally admitting he and the monster hung out on Eminem's crazy bed, with a little boy who's name was goku jr. Son of Superman, they set out on a journey that was so epic that all LPA fangirls began to collapse. Especially Michele and Filip. Sujana ragequit in the party. Now, only one person, better known as Sam on LPA, is lost in breaking his neck in the Namib, as Sam was trying to drink lots of chocolate sprinkled attention sweets. Meanwhile in India Mike Shinoda was visiting Sujana. They killed KOTOR-hater Chris. Than Brad came all over. With his guitar skillz. By Guitar, I mean GUITAR. His big shiny guitar. Its also his favorite shiny guitar. It gives him lots and lots of guitar skills. Nothing, however, would stop him from playing. It was his destiny to become a beautiful Phoenix.

    In a galaxy far far way, Brad is a
     
  8. polleo

    polleo You're gonna carry that weight. LPA Super Member

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    In a time of clichéd intros, Hit the Floor, and drop dead, there is a light at the end of the second neon future. A mystical man feverishly whacked the big flappy penis, yelling "THE KING OF KUVUKILAND, HEKULE!!" He was Gibs. And Britney Spears was his girlfriend. In his dreams, he was a Jedi killing little boring KOTOR player while eating tomatoes. Sujana messed up the only chance. No big deal. Eminem forgives all. Except Linkin Park. They will burn.

    Poor Linkin Park. But in the name of, Zack Filipo Roberto Croatos, Eminem freed Linkin-Park. Finally admitting he and the monster hung out on Eminem's crazy bed, with a little boy who's name was goku jr. Son of Superman, they set out on a journey that was so epic that all LPA fangirls began to collapse. Especially Michele and Filip. Sujana ragequit in the party. Now, only one person, better known as Sam on LPA, is lost in breaking his neck in the Namib, as Sam was trying to drink lots of chocolate sprinkled attention sweets. Meanwhile in India Mike Shinoda was visiting Sujana. They killed KOTOR-hater Chris. Than Brad came all over. With his guitar skillz. By Guitar, I mean GUITAR. His big shiny guitar. Its also his favorite shiny guitar. It gives him lots and lots of guitar skills. Nothing, however, would stop him from playing. It was his destiny to become a beautiful Phoenix.

    In a galaxy far far way, Brad is a NON-EXISTENT BEING. END.

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    Filip god break down the door LPA Contributor

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    Michele Praise Brad Delson, our Lord and Savior. LPA Addict

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    Assmilk loving zombies of the LPA, also known as Filip and Robert,
     
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    Assmilk loving zombies of the LPA, also known as Filip and Robert, are nice people.
     
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    Assmilk loving zombies of the LPA, also known as Filip and Robert, are nice people. Lies upon lies.
     
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    Assmilk loving zombies of the LPA, also known as Filip and Robert, are nice people. Lies upon lies led them to
     
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    Assmilk loving zombies of the LPA, also known as Filip and Robert, are nice people. Lies upon lies led them to a mighty quest
     
  17. Michele

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    Assmilk loving zombies of the LPA, also known as Filip and Robert, are nice people. Lies upon lies led them to a mighty quest . They should find
     
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    Assmilk loving zombies of the LPA, also known as Filip and Robert, are nice people. Lies upon lies led them to a mighty quest . They should find a penis-robbing giant
     
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    Assmilk loving zombies of the LPA, also known as Filip and Robert, are nice people. Lies upon lies led them to a mighty quest . They should find a penis-robbing giant,called Dickus Thievus
     
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    polleo You're gonna carry that weight. LPA Super Member

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    Assmilk loving zombies of the LPA, also known as Filip and Robert, are nice people. Lies upon lies led them to a mighty quest . They should find a penis-robbing giant, called Dickus Thievus aka Jesse the
     

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