The 3-Word-Story.

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  1. Christøffer

    Christøffer The Cure for Mr. Hahn's Itch LPA Contributor

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    Meteors came crashing like a wrecking Miley Cyrus song to destroy the seven dwarfs and got sued for plagiarizing Hollywood Undead. I wanted revenge, so i jumped across a strait and drowned as Michael Jackson fan Chris decided to kill Sujana. But instead she fell in love with LazorComic5 and then snapped out and dated Filip and killed him. Gibs revived Filip and got fucked in Hollywood by Emma-Stone. She disemboweled him in a videogame called Real Life. A great videogame.

    Similarly someone called Gru, a supervillain, got murdered by absolutely no one. So there's that.

    Then, from afar, Jesse began to pleasure himself using a rotten eggplant and masturbated to endless Digimon re-runs. He continued with yelling "HAKUNA MATATA" whilst raping Pumbaa.

    Pumbaa killed him. And everyone else. But not Michele. Except, especially Michele. In Jesse's Dreams, which are reality. Somewhere in a pot of fecal matter a Michele kissed a Gibs.

    With Gibs now in a euphoric state, Timon wanted revenge. So, he started a fandom group for Brad Delson, which blew up after Sujana's Birthday became a rave filled with old-people burning in flamas.

    "HOTTEST PARTY EVER"

    In the night, Sujana killed Gibs, whose last words were "At least I listened to Meteora, LP's undisputed masterpiece". But then, someone crashed a car into LPA's office, making Sujana miss the last chance to lick Gibs' tasty, juicy hamburgers. And by hamburgers, i mean HAMBURGERS. And by HAMBURGERS, I mean hamburgers. Best Hamburgers ever. Of all time.

    Chris and Brady had Snu-Snu together and then began furiously humping, when the police came to arrest them but Brady escaped .Unfortunately, a giraffe caught Brady and bit him by accidentally reviving Jesse. Jesse tried to kill Michele, but the teenage mutant turtles, who are ninjas, killed Gibs' children. Which didn't happen.

    But then, suddenly, Brad Delson showed Mike Shinoda a picture of Chester's satanic ritual which was very scary. Shinoda exorcised Chester while Joe drowned out Chester's screaming over avant-metal jigsaw riffs, while Dave ate a watermelon. Rob played drums and ate kale in mega-tonnes and a dirty monkey, aka Jay-Z's wife's assistant bit the ass of
     
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    polleo You're gonna carry that weight. LPA Super Member

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    Meteors came crashing like a wrecking Miley Cyrus song to destroy the seven dwarfs and got sued for plagiarizing Hollywood Undead. I wanted revenge, so i jumped across a strait and drowned as Michael Jackson fan Chris decided to kill Sujana. But instead she fell in love with LazorComic5 and then snapped out and dated Filip and killed him. Gibs revived Filip and got fucked in Hollywood by Emma-Stone. She disemboweled him in a videogame called Real Life. A great videogame.

    Similarly someone called Gru, a supervillain, got murdered by absolutely no one. So there's that.

    Then, from afar, Jesse began to pleasure himself using a rotten eggplant and masturbated to endless Digimon re-runs. He continued with yelling "HAKUNA MATATA" whilst raping Pumbaa.

    Pumbaa killed him. And everyone else. But not Michele. Except, especially Michele. In Jesse's Dreams, which are reality. Somewhere in a pot of fecal matter a Michele kissed a Gibs.

    With Gibs now in a euphoric state, Timon wanted revenge. So, he started a fandom group for Brad Delson, which blew up after Sujana's Birthday became a rave filled with old-people burning in flamas.

    "HOTTEST PARTY EVER"

    In the night, Sujana killed Gibs, whose last words were "At least I listened to Meteora, LP's undisputed masterpiece". But then, someone crashed a car into LPA's office, making Sujana miss the last chance to lick Gibs' tasty, juicy hamburgers. And by hamburgers, i mean HAMBURGERS. And by HAMBURGERS, I mean hamburgers. Best Hamburgers ever. Of all time.

    Chris and Brady had Snu-Snu together and then began furiously humping, when the police came to arrest them but Brady escaped .Unfortunately, a giraffe caught Brady and bit him by accidentally reviving Jesse. Jesse tried to kill Michele, but the teenage mutant turtles, who are ninjas, killed Gibs' children. Which didn't happen.

    But then, suddenly, Brad Delson showed Mike Shinoda a picture of Chester's satanic ritual which was very scary. Shinoda exorcised Chester while Joe drowned out Chester's screaming over avant-metal jigsaw riffs, while Dave ate a watermelon. Rob played drums and ate kale in mega-tonnes and a dirty monkey, aka Jay-Z's wife's assistant bit the ass of LPA's biggest nerd.
     
  3. GraveDigger388

    GraveDigger388 Nothing's gonna top my Jacky

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    Meteors came crashing like a wrecking Miley Cyrus song to destroy the seven dwarfs and got sued for plagiarizing Hollywood Undead. I wanted revenge, so i jumped across a strait and drowned as Michael Jackson fan Chris decided to kill Sujana. But instead she fell in love with LazorComic5 and then snapped out and dated Filip and killed him. Gibs revived Filip and got fucked in Hollywood by Emma-Stone. She disemboweled him in a videogame called Real Life. A great videogame.

    Similarly someone called Gru, a supervillain, got murdered by absolutely no one. So there's that.

    Then, from afar, Jesse began to pleasure himself using a rotten eggplant and masturbated to endless Digimon re-runs. He continued with yelling "HAKUNA MATATA" whilst raping Pumbaa.

    Pumbaa killed him. And everyone else. But not Michele. Except, especially Michele. In Jesse's Dreams, which are reality. Somewhere in a pot of fecal matter a Michele kissed a Gibs.

    With Gibs now in a euphoric state, Timon wanted revenge. So, he started a fandom group for Brad Delson, which blew up after Sujana's Birthday became a rave filled with old-people burning in flamas.

    "HOTTEST PARTY EVER"

    In the night, Sujana killed Gibs, whose last words were "At least I listened to Meteora, LP's undisputed masterpiece". But then, someone crashed a car into LPA's office, making Sujana miss the last chance to lick Gibs' tasty, juicy hamburgers. And by hamburgers, i mean HAMBURGERS. And by HAMBURGERS, I mean hamburgers. Best Hamburgers ever. Of all time.

    Chris and Brady had Snu-Snu together and then began furiously humping, when the police came to arrest them but Brady escaped .Unfortunately, a giraffe caught Brady and bit him by accidentally reviving Jesse. Jesse tried to kill Michele, but the teenage mutant turtles, who are ninjas, killed Gibs' children. Which didn't happen.

    But then, suddenly, Brad Delson showed Mike Shinoda a picture of Chester's satanic ritual which was very scary. Shinoda exorcised Chester while Joe drowned out Chester's screaming over avant-metal jigsaw riffs, while Dave ate a watermelon. Rob played drums and ate kale in mega-tonnes and a dirty monkey, aka Jay-Z's wife's assistant bit the ass of LPA's biggest nerd,Zak.Glenn came
     
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    Meteors came crashing like a wrecking Miley Cyrus song to destroy the seven dwarfs and got sued for plagiarizing Hollywood Undead. I wanted revenge, so i jumped across a strait and drowned as Michael Jackson fan Chris decided to kill Sujana. But instead she fell in love with LazorComic5 and then snapped out and dated Filip and killed him. Gibs revived Filip and got fucked in Hollywood by Emma-Stone. She disemboweled him in a videogame called Real Life. A great videogame.

    Similarly someone called Gru, a supervillain, got murdered by absolutely no one. So there's that.

    Then, from afar, Jesse began to pleasure himself using a rotten eggplant and masturbated to endless Digimon re-runs. He continued with yelling "HAKUNA MATATA" whilst raping Pumbaa.

    Pumbaa killed him. And everyone else. But not Michele. Except, especially Michele. In Jesse's Dreams, which are reality. Somewhere in a pot of fecal matter a Michele kissed a Gibs.

    With Gibs now in a euphoric state, Timon wanted revenge. So, he started a fandom group for Brad Delson, which blew up after Sujana's Birthday became a rave filled with old-people burning in flamas.

    "HOTTEST PARTY EVER"

    In the night, Sujana killed Gibs, whose last words were "At least I listened to Meteora, LP's undisputed masterpiece". But then, someone crashed a car into LPA's office, making Sujana miss the last chance to lick Gibs' tasty, juicy hamburgers. And by hamburgers, i mean HAMBURGERS. And by HAMBURGERS, I mean hamburgers. Best Hamburgers ever. Of all time.

    Chris and Brady had Snu-Snu together and then began furiously humping, when the police came to arrest them but Brady escaped .Unfortunately, a giraffe caught Brady and bit him by accidentally reviving Jesse. Jesse tried to kill Michele, but the teenage mutant turtles, who are ninjas, killed Gibs' children. Which didn't happen.

    But then, suddenly, Brad Delson showed Mike Shinoda a picture of Chester's satanic ritual which was very scary. Shinoda exorcised Chester while Joe drowned out Chester's screaming over avant-metal jigsaw riffs, while Dave ate a watermelon. Rob played drums and ate kale in mega-tonnes and a dirty monkey, aka Jay-Z's wife's assistant bit the ass of LPA's biggest nerd, Zak.

    Glenn came. End of story.
     
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    In a time of clichéd intros, Hit the Floor, and drop dead, there is a light at the end of the second neon future. A mystical man feverishly whacked the big flappy penis
     
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    In a time of clichéd intros, Hit the Floor, and drop dead, there is a light at the end of the second neon future. A mystical man feverishly whacked the big flappy penis, yelling "THE KING
     
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    In a time of clichéd intros, Hit the Floor, and drop dead, there is a light at the end of the second neon future. A mystical man feverishly whacked the big flappy penis, yelling "THE KING OF KUVUKILAND,HEKULE!!"
     
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    In a time of clichéd intros, Hit the Floor, and drop dead, there is a light at the end of the second neon future. A mystical man feverishly whacked the big flappy penis, yelling "THE KING OF KUVUKILAND,HEKULE!!" He was Gibs.
     
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    In a time of clichéd intros, Hit the Floor, and drop dead, there is a light at the end of the second neon future. A mystical man feverishly whacked the big flappy penis, yelling "THE KING OF KUVUKILAND,HEKULE!!" He was Gibs. And britney Spears
     
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    In a time of clichéd intros, Hit the Floor, and drop dead, there is a light at the end of the second neon future. A mystical man feverishly whacked the big flappy penis, yelling "THE KING OF KUVUKILAND,HEKULE!!" He was Gibs. And Britney Spears was his Girl-friend.
     

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