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  1. Christøffer

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    Meteors came crashing like a wrecking Miley Cyrus song to destroy the seven dwarfs and got sued for plagiarizing Hollywood Undead. I wanted revenge, so i jumped across a strait and drowned as Michael Jackson fan Chris decided to kill Sujana. But instead she fell in love with LazorComic5 and then snapped out and dated Filip and killed him. Gibs revived Filip and got fucked in Hollywood by Emma-Stone. She disemboweled him in a videogame called Real Life. A great videogame.

    Similarly someone called Gru, a supervillain, got murdered by absolutely no one. So there's that.

    Then, from afar, Jesse began to pleasure himself using a rotten eggplant and masturbated to endless Digimon re-runs. He continued with yelling "HAKUNA MATATA" whilst raping Pumbaa.
     
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    Meteors came crashing like a wrecking Miley Cyrus song to destroy the seven dwarfs and got sued for plagiarizing Hollywood Undead. I wanted revenge, so i jumped across a strait and drowned as Michael Jackson fan Chris decided to kill Sujana. But instead she fell in love with LazorComic5 and then snapped out and dated Filip and killed him. Gibs revived Filip and got fucked in Hollywood by Emma-Stone. She disemboweled him in a videogame called Real Life. A great videogame.

    Similarly someone called Gru, a supervillain, got murdered by absolutely no one. So there's that.

    Then, from afar, Jesse began to pleasure himself using a rotten eggplant and masturbated to endless Digimon re-runs. He continued with yelling "HAKUNA MATATA" whilst raping Pumbaa.

    Pumbaa killed him.
     
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    Meteors came crashing like a wrecking Miley Cyrus song to destroy the seven dwarfs and got sued for plagiarizing Hollywood Undead. I wanted revenge, so i jumped across a strait and drowned as Michael Jackson fan Chris decided to kill Sujana. But instead she fell in love with LazorComic5 and then snapped out and dated Filip and killed him. Gibs revived Filip and got fucked in Hollywood by Emma-Stone. She disemboweled him in a videogame called Real Life. A great videogame.

    Similarly someone called Gru, a supervillain, got murdered by absolutely no one. So there's that.

    Then, from afar, Jesse began to pleasure himself using a rotten eggplant and masturbated to endless Digimon re-runs. He continued with yelling "HAKUNA MATATA" whilst raping Pumbaa.

    Pumbaa killed him. And everyone else.
     
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    Meteors came crashing like a wrecking Miley Cyrus song to destroy the seven dwarfs and got sued for plagiarizing Hollywood Undead. I wanted revenge, so i jumped across a strait and drowned as Michael Jackson fan Chris decided to kill Sujana. But instead she fell in love with LazorComic5 and then snapped out and dated Filip and killed him. Gibs revived Filip and got fucked in Hollywood by Emma-Stone. She disemboweled him in a videogame called Real Life. A great videogame.

    Similarly someone called Gru, a supervillain, got murdered by absolutely no one. So there's that.

    Then, from afar, Jesse began to pleasure himself using a rotten eggplant and masturbated to endless Digimon re-runs. He continued with yelling "HAKUNA MATATA" whilst raping Pumbaa.

    Pumbaa killed him. And everyone else. But not Michele.
     
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    Meteors came crashing like a wrecking Miley Cyrus song to destroy the seven dwarfs and got sued for plagiarizing Hollywood Undead. I wanted revenge, so i jumped across a strait and drowned as Michael Jackson fan Chris decided to kill Sujana. But instead she fell in love with LazorComic5 and then snapped out and dated Filip and killed him. Gibs revived Filip and got fucked in Hollywood by Emma-Stone. She disemboweled him in a videogame called Real Life. A great videogame.

    Similarly someone called Gru, a supervillain, got murdered by absolutely no one. So there's that.

    Then, from afar, Jesse began to pleasure himself using a rotten eggplant and masturbated to endless Digimon re-runs. He continued with yelling "HAKUNA MATATA" whilst raping Pumbaa.

    Pumbaa killed him. And everyone else. But not Michele. Except, especially Michele.
     
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    Meteors came crashing like a wrecking Miley Cyrus song to destroy the seven dwarfs and got sued for plagiarizing Hollywood Undead. I wanted revenge, so i jumped across a strait and drowned as Michael Jackson fan Chris decided to kill Sujana. But instead she fell in love with LazorComic5 and then snapped out and dated Filip and killed him. Gibs revived Filip and got fucked in Hollywood by Emma-Stone. She disemboweled him in a videogame called Real Life. A great videogame.

    Similarly someone called Gru, a supervillain, got murdered by absolutely no one. So there's that.

    Then, from afar, Jesse began to pleasure himself using a rotten eggplant and masturbated to endless Digimon re-runs. He continued with yelling "HAKUNA MATATA" whilst raping Pumbaa.

    Pumbaa killed him. And everyone else. But not Michele. Except, especially Michele. In Jesse's Dreams
     
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    Sorry Chris, you messed up and thus got burned. Try again.

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    Meteors came crashing like a wrecking Miley Cyrus song to destroy the seven dwarfs and got sued for plagiarizing Hollywood Undead. I wanted revenge, so i jumped across a strait and drowned as Michael Jackson fan Chris decided to kill Sujana. But instead she fell in love with LazorComic5 and then snapped out and dated Filip and killed him. Gibs revived Filip and got fucked in Hollywood by Emma-Stone. She disemboweled him in a videogame called Real Life. A great videogame.

    Similarly someone called Gru, a supervillain, got murdered by absolutely no one. So there's that.

    Then, from afar, Jesse began to pleasure himself using a rotten eggplant and masturbated to endless Digimon re-runs. He continued with yelling "HAKUNA MATATA" whilst raping Pumbaa.

    Pumbaa killed him. And everyone else. But not Michele. Except, especially Michele. In Jesse's Dreams, which are reality.
     
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    Meteors came crashing like a wrecking Miley Cyrus song to destroy the seven dwarfs and got sued for plagiarizing Hollywood Undead. I wanted revenge, so i jumped across a strait and drowned as Michael Jackson fan Chris decided to kill Sujana. But instead she fell in love with LazorComic5 and then snapped out and dated Filip and killed him. Gibs revived Filip and got fucked in Hollywood by Emma-Stone. She disemboweled him in a videogame called Real Life. A great videogame.

    Similarly someone called Gru, a supervillain, got murdered by absolutely no one. So there's that.

    Then, from afar, Jesse began to pleasure himself using a rotten eggplant and masturbated to endless Digimon re-runs. He continued with yelling "HAKUNA MATATA" whilst raping Pumbaa.

    Pumbaa killed him. And everyone else. But not Michele. Except, especially Michele. In Jesse's Dreams, which are reality. Somewhere in a
     
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    Meteors came crashing like a wrecking Miley Cyrus song to destroy the seven dwarfs and got sued for plagiarizing Hollywood Undead. I wanted revenge, so i jumped across a strait and drowned as Michael Jackson fan Chris decided to kill Sujana. But instead she fell in love with LazorComic5 and then snapped out and dated Filip and killed him. Gibs revived Filip and got fucked in Hollywood by Emma-Stone. She disemboweled him in a videogame called Real Life. A great videogame.

    Similarly someone called Gru, a supervillain, got murdered by absolutely no one. So there's that.

    Then, from afar, Jesse began to pleasure himself using a rotten eggplant and masturbated to endless Digimon re-runs. He continued with yelling "HAKUNA MATATA" whilst raping Pumbaa.

    Pumbaa killed him. And everyone else. But not Michele. Except, especially Michele. In Jesse's Dreams, which are reality. Somewhere in a pot of fecal

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    That awkward moment when you screw up the game by not going to the very last post... :lol:
     
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    Meteors came crashing like a wrecking Miley Cyrus song to destroy the seven dwarfs and got sued for plagiarizing Hollywood Undead. I wanted revenge, so i jumped across a strait and drowned as Michael Jackson fan Chris decided to kill Sujana. But instead she fell in love with LazorComic5 and then snapped out and dated Filip and killed him. Gibs revived Filip and got fucked in Hollywood by Emma-Stone. She disemboweled him in a videogame called Real Life. A great videogame.

    Similarly someone called Gru, a supervillain, got murdered by absolutely no one. So there's that.

    Then, from afar, Jesse began to pleasure himself using a rotten eggplant and masturbated to endless Digimon re-runs. He continued with yelling "HAKUNA MATATA" whilst raping Pumbaa.

    Pumbaa killed him. And everyone else. But not Michele. Except, especially Michele. In Jesse's Dreams, which are reality. Somewhere in a pot of fecal matter a Michele
     
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    Meteors came crashing like a wrecking Miley Cyrus song to destroy the seven dwarfs and got sued for plagiarizing Hollywood Undead. I wanted revenge, so i jumped across a strait and drowned as Michael Jackson fan Chris decided to kill Sujana. But instead she fell in love with LazorComic5 and then snapped out and dated Filip and killed him. Gibs revived Filip and got fucked in Hollywood by Emma-Stone. She disemboweled him in a videogame called Real Life. A great videogame.

    Similarly someone called Gru, a supervillain, got murdered by absolutely no one. So there's that.

    Then, from afar, Jesse began to pleasure himself using a rotten eggplant and masturbated to endless Digimon re-runs. He continued with yelling "HAKUNA MATATA" whilst raping Pumbaa.

    Pumbaa killed him. And everyone else. But not Michele. Except, especially Michele. In Jesse's Dreams, which are reality. Somewhere in a pot of fecal matter a Michele kissed a Gibs.

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    I'm still not over it, Gibs :jesse:
     
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    Meteors came crashing like a wrecking Miley Cyrus song to destroy the seven dwarfs and got sued for plagiarizing Hollywood Undead. I wanted revenge, so i jumped across a strait and drowned as Michael Jackson fan Chris decided to kill Sujana. But instead she fell in love with LazorComic5 and then snapped out and dated Filip and killed him. Gibs revived Filip and got fucked in Hollywood by Emma-Stone. She disemboweled him in a videogame called Real Life. A great videogame.

    Similarly someone called Gru, a supervillain, got murdered by absolutely no one. So there's that.

    Then, from afar, Jesse began to pleasure himself using a rotten eggplant and masturbated to endless Digimon re-runs. He continued with yelling "HAKUNA MATATA" whilst raping Pumbaa.

    Pumbaa killed him. And everyone else. But not Michele. Except, especially Michele. In Jesse's Dreams, which are reality. Somewhere in a pot of fecal matter a Michele kissed a Gibs.

    With Gibs now
     
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    Meteors came crashing like a wrecking Miley Cyrus song to destroy the seven dwarfs and got sued for plagiarizing Hollywood Undead. I wanted revenge, so i jumped across a strait and drowned as Michael Jackson fan Chris decided to kill Sujana. But instead she fell in love with LazorComic5 and then snapped out and dated Filip and killed him. Gibs revived Filip and got fucked in Hollywood by Emma-Stone. She disemboweled him in a videogame called Real Life. A great videogame.

    Similarly someone called Gru, a supervillain, got murdered by absolutely no one. So there's that.

    Then, from afar, Jesse began to pleasure himself using a rotten eggplant and masturbated to endless Digimon re-runs. He continued with yelling "HAKUNA MATATA" whilst raping Pumbaa.

    Pumbaa killed him. And everyone else. But not Michele. Except, especially Michele. In Jesse's Dreams, which are reality. Somewhere in a pot of fecal matter a Michele kissed a Gibs.

    With Gibs now in a euphoric state,
     
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    Meteors came crashing like a wrecking Miley Cyrus song to destroy the seven dwarfs and got sued for plagiarizing Hollywood Undead. I wanted revenge, so i jumped across a strait and drowned as Michael Jackson fan Chris decided to kill Sujana. But instead she fell in love with LazorComic5 and then snapped out and dated Filip and killed him. Gibs revived Filip and got fucked in Hollywood by Emma-Stone. She disemboweled him in a videogame called Real Life. A great videogame.

    Similarly someone called Gru, a supervillain, got murdered by absolutely no one. So there's that.

    Then, from afar, Jesse began to pleasure himself using a rotten eggplant and masturbated to endless Digimon re-runs. He continued with yelling "HAKUNA MATATA" whilst raping Pumbaa.

    Pumbaa killed him. And everyone else. But not Michele. Except, especially Michele. In Jesse's Dreams, which are reality. Somewhere in a pot of fecal matter a Michele kissed a Gibs.

    With Gibs now in a euphoric state, Timon wanted revenge.
     
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    Meteors came crashing like a wrecking Miley Cyrus song to destroy the seven dwarfs and got sued for plagiarizing Hollywood Undead. I wanted revenge, so i jumped across a strait and drowned as Michael Jackson fan Chris decided to kill Sujana. But instead she fell in love with LazorComic5 and then snapped out and dated Filip and killed him. Gibs revived Filip and got fucked in Hollywood by Emma-Stone. She disemboweled him in a videogame called Real Life. A great videogame.

    Similarly someone called Gru, a supervillain, got murdered by absolutely no one. So there's that.

    Then, from afar, Jesse began to pleasure himself using a rotten eggplant and masturbated to endless Digimon re-runs. He continued with yelling "HAKUNA MATATA" whilst raping Pumbaa.

    Pumbaa killed him. And everyone else. But not Michele. Except, especially Michele. In Jesse's Dreams, which are reality. Somewhere in a pot of fecal matter a Michele kissed a Gibs.

    With Gibs now in a euphoric state, Timon wanted revenge. So, he started
     
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    Meteors came crashing like a wrecking Miley Cyrus song to destroy the seven dwarfs and got sued for plagiarizing Hollywood Undead. I wanted revenge, so i jumped across a strait and drowned as Michael Jackson fan Chris decided to kill Sujana. But instead she fell in love with LazorComic5 and then snapped out and dated Filip and killed him. Gibs revived Filip and got fucked in Hollywood by Emma-Stone. She disemboweled him in a videogame called Real Life. A great videogame.

    Similarly someone called Gru, a supervillain, got murdered by absolutely no one. So there's that.

    Then, from afar, Jesse began to pleasure himself using a rotten eggplant and masturbated to endless Digimon re-runs. He continued with yelling "HAKUNA MATATA" whilst raping Pumbaa.

    Pumbaa killed him. And everyone else. But not Michele. Except, especially Michele. In Jesse's Dreams, which are reality. Somewhere in a pot of fecal matter a Michele kissed a Gibs.

    With Gibs now in a euphoric state, Timon wanted revenge. So, he started a fandom group
     
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    Meteors came crashing like a wrecking Miley Cyrus song to destroy the seven dwarfs and got sued for plagiarizing Hollywood Undead. I wanted revenge, so i jumped across a strait and drowned as Michael Jackson fan Chris decided to kill Sujana. But instead she fell in love with LazorComic5 and then snapped out and dated Filip and killed him. Gibs revived Filip and got fucked in Hollywood by Emma-Stone. She disemboweled him in a videogame called Real Life. A great videogame.

    Similarly someone called Gru, a supervillain, got murdered by absolutely no one. So there's that.

    Then, from afar, Jesse began to pleasure himself using a rotten eggplant and masturbated to endless Digimon re-runs. He continued with yelling "HAKUNA MATATA" whilst raping Pumbaa.

    Pumbaa killed him. And everyone else. But not Michele. Except, especially Michele. In Jesse's Dreams, which are reality. Somewhere in a pot of fecal matter a Michele kissed a Gibs.

    With Gibs now in a euphoric state, Timon wanted revenge. So, he started a fandom group for Brad Delson,
     
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    Meteors came crashing like a wrecking Miley Cyrus song to destroy the seven dwarfs and got sued for plagiarizing Hollywood Undead. I wanted revenge, so i jumped across a strait and drowned as Michael Jackson fan Chris decided to kill Sujana. But instead she fell in love with LazorComic5 and then snapped out and dated Filip and killed him. Gibs revived Filip and got fucked in Hollywood by Emma-Stone. She disemboweled him in a videogame called Real Life. A great videogame.

    Similarly someone called Gru, a supervillain, got murdered by absolutely no one. So there's that.

    Then, from afar, Jesse began to pleasure himself using a rotten eggplant and masturbated to endless Digimon re-runs. He continued with yelling "HAKUNA MATATA" whilst raping Pumbaa.

    Pumbaa killed him. And everyone else. But not Michele. Except, especially Michele. In Jesse's Dreams, which are reality. Somewhere in a pot of fecal matter a Michele kissed a Gibs.

    With Gibs now in a euphoric state, Timon wanted revenge. So, he started a fandom group for Brad Delson, which blew up
     
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    Meteors came crashing like a wrecking Miley Cyrus song to destroy the seven dwarfs and got sued for plagiarizing Hollywood Undead. I wanted revenge, so i jumped across a strait and drowned as Michael Jackson fan Chris decided to kill Sujana. But instead she fell in love with LazorComic5 and then snapped out and dated Filip and killed him. Gibs revived Filip and got fucked in Hollywood by Emma-Stone. She disemboweled him in a videogame called Real Life. A great videogame.

    Similarly someone called Gru, a supervillain, got murdered by absolutely no one. So there's that.

    Then, from afar, Jesse began to pleasure himself using a rotten eggplant and masturbated to endless Digimon re-runs. He continued with yelling "HAKUNA MATATA" whilst raping Pumbaa.

    Pumbaa killed him. And everyone else. But not Michele. Except, especially Michele. In Jesse's Dreams, which are reality. Somewhere in a pot of fecal matter a Michele kissed a Gibs.

    With Gibs now in a euphoric state, Timon wanted revenge. So, he started a fandom group for Brad Delson, which blew up after Sujana's Birthday
     
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    Meteors came crashing like a wrecking Miley Cyrus song to destroy the seven dwarfs and got sued for plagiarizing Hollywood Undead. I wanted revenge, so i jumped across a strait and drowned as Michael Jackson fan Chris decided to kill Sujana. But instead she fell in love with LazorComic5 and then snapped out and dated Filip and killed him. Gibs revived Filip and got fucked in Hollywood by Emma-Stone. She disemboweled him in a videogame called Real Life. A great videogame.

    Similarly someone called Gru, a supervillain, got murdered by absolutely no one. So there's that.

    Then, from afar, Jesse began to pleasure himself using a rotten eggplant and masturbated to endless Digimon re-runs. He continued with yelling "HAKUNA MATATA" whilst raping Pumbaa.

    Pumbaa killed him. And everyone else. But not Michele. Except, especially Michele. In Jesse's Dreams, which are reality. Somewhere in a pot of fecal matter a Michele kissed a Gibs.

    With Gibs now in a euphoric state, Timon wanted revenge. So, he started a fandom group for Brad Delson, which blew up after Sujana's Birthday became a rave
     

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