barbie and ken

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    lp_dreamer

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    lp_dreamer, Feb 15, 2004



    i know this is pointless but everyone might want to know that after 43 years barbie and ken have split up. lol

    ive seen stuff about this EVERYWHERE i was amazed at the media attention a doll breakup is getting
     
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    TeMpEsT

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    TeMpEsT, Feb 16, 2004



    Oh...


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    Crap? :wth:
     
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    bloodylegend_X, Feb 16, 2004



    wat the hell? how did 2 barbie dolls break up? ;)
     
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    Ander, Feb 16, 2004



    rofl. She's going out with some australian sufer guy now :lol:
    /me slaps Mattell
    You dumb motherf*ckers :lol:
     
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    J-Flex

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    J-Flex, Feb 16, 2004



    i heared somewhere that barbie cheated Ken after Barbie found out ken was a player :p
     
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    Cal

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    Cal, Feb 16, 2004



    In an incredible turn of events and after 43 years of marriage, Ken, of Ken and Barbie, announced today that he would finally leave Barbie.

    "It's been a good marriage," stated Ken, "however, I've been living a lie all my life! Do you understand that? I can't take it any more! I'm a homosexual! Yes! Gay! I'm out of the closet. I'm going to live my life now and be myself!"

    Rumors have been flying around for years that Ken was actually gay, however, his manager has always denied all these rumors always stating, "Look, he's married to a gorgeous woman. How can he be gay?" However, he has never been seen kissing Barbie, and, after 43 years of marriage, they never produced a child.
     
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    ProJecT NotHinG

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    ProJecT NotHinG, Feb 16, 2004



    What the fu*k?? Didnt they have anymore news about Janet Jackson's tit?
     
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    arT saveS

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    arT saveS, Feb 17, 2004



    :lol:







    So whats this all about? A chick made of more plastic than a barbie d....hmm....how can 2 plastic toys break up? I don't get it..
     
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    mp066

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    mp066, Feb 18, 2004



    AHAHAHA!! this is the dumbest thing ever....
     
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    Cassie

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    Cassie, Feb 18, 2004



    Aaw... how unfortunate! Geez, if two plastic dolls can't make marriage work, there's no hope for the human race! :lol: We're all gonna live out as lonely ol' widows. /me cries at the thought

    My mom's parents are named Ken and Barbie. :mellow:
     

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