Oxymoron

upside down

 

"stand down"

 

You know what's a real oxymoron? An escalator that goes down. Same with an elevator that goes down.

 

hm...never thought of the escalator/elevator thing that way.

same difference

^i hate it when people say that... i don't know why.....

 

oh man, like that time in The Simpsons when Skinner told the kids to "stand down" and they were all confused as to what to do. that was funneh

and another one is bitter-sweet haha or sweet-n-sour, but not really...

 

back it up

 

"i slipped away closer to me..."

from a trust company song... lol.

 

oh man, like that time in The Simpsons when Skinner told the kids to "stand down" and they were all confused as to what to do. that was funneh

and another one is bitter-sweet haha or sweet-n-sour, but not really...[/b][/quote]
for reals!!
poor kids all confused! it was mad funny!
okay, here's one...
This is what i live for, would die for!

 

awful pretty

 

WTF? dude, your oxymorons alwayz got me thinking that is funny.

I don't believe in reincarnation, but I did in my past life.

 

pretty ugly

 

that was the first one you said!

i'm not anti social, society is anti me

haha, we have around the same post count, usually all the regulars have more than me!

 

nonono, there's more to it:



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