Just a little thing I came up with....ok not really, this is out of boredom Pulp Fiction: JULES: But I saw some #### this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin', it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. .45 here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that #### ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin'. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd.
"I kick ass for the lord" - Dead.Alive "Klattu Verata nn-*coughcough hack wheeze*" - Army of Darkness
The Mummy ; Someone opens the Golden Book and the wind blows out the light. Someone says: that happens alot lately
"Do or do not, there is no try." - Star Wars "Say hello to my lil' FREN!" - Scarface "Nelson- You're not gonna need that dude. We're not out there long enough. Twombly- You're not gonna need that either, we'll be back before dark. You might as well take dope and beer instead. Grimes-What? Twombly- Ammo dude, take ammo." - Black Hawk Down
Mr anderson welcome back.... we missed you - matrix revolutions There is no spoon - the matrix the first rule of fight club is we do not talk about fight club, the second rule of fight club is WE DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB - Fight club Young Guns (emillio estefez is dictating a letter)........... i hear by inform you that i am turning my self in, bring two guards and yous little forc for i am unararmed yours faithfuly, Billy the Kid P.S. I changed my mind, KISS MY ASS !! are you a family member? .. F*ck no this is just to good to miss !! Stiffler - American pie 2 (Jim bing put in the ambulance)
"Fear, fear attracts the fearful, the strong, the weak, the innocent, the corrupt. Fear, fear is my ally." - Darth Maul
"Adventure, excitement, a Jedi craves not these things" - It was in Star Wars, but Kevin Smith said it a whole lot better in Mallrats (I think that was the movie)
Bat Thumb: Wuce Bayne enters a room where his butler is sitting. Wuce: Fred! Fred drops a bottle of alchohol on the ground. Fred: FISH! ... Oh, Wuce... thought you were a marlin. Wuce: I need to get to the Bat Burrow! Fred: If you're going out, take a sweater... there's bacon outside... yes... Wuce: That's fine Fred. I really need to get to the Bat Burrow. Fred: It's fine for you but what about the Baco-bits people?! They can't be happy! Fred collapses in his chair, and Wuce runs through a door, ending the scene.
The whole honest bit Johnny Depp says in the cave where all Cortes treasure is in Pirates of the Carribean "See I'm dishonest. Dishonest people you can rely on to be dishonest, because they're always dishonest. Honest people are the ones you have to worry about...because you never know when they'll do something bad" And then he throws Will the sword and they fight their way out.
"Keep the change, you filthy animal!" - Home Alone "Merry Christmas, you filthy animal..and a happy new year!" - Home Alone 2 "You gotta be sh*tting me!" - John Connor "No, I am not sh*tting you!" - Terminator (from T3)
"You've gotta be sh*ttin me" - Ex-sort of husband "You know, I never really got what that ment, but no, im not sh*tting you"- Elle Sweet Home Alabama
"How tall are you, Cowboy?" "SIR! 5 foot-9 sir!" "5-foot-9?! I didn't know they stacked $#!7 that high!" - Full Metal Jacket
Hansel: No seriously. Tell us why. Why do you hate models so much? You seem to not be telling us something.. Matilda: Do you guys really want to know? Derek: Yes. Hansel: Yes. Matilda: When..when I was in highschool..I was known as..ugh..the 'fat girl'.. Derek: EW! Matilda: See? I'm just gonna stop. I knew you guys were gonna be imature about this! Hansel: HAHAHA Okay okay! Hahaha dude alright, deeeep breaths..move on. Derek: I'm sorry i'm sorry hahaha move on. Matilda: -sighs- Well..yes I was the fat girl. Big bulgy thighs, hair sticking out in random places, HUGE braces with glasses..I got picked on. Then..then I'd flip through these magazines and..and i'd see all these absoultley PERFECT women. And i'd be like, "Why can't I be like THEM?!" Hansel: Mhmm..go on. Matilda: Then..then I..I..I became.. Derek: Tell us! We promise, you can trust us. Matilda: I..I became...belemic.. Derek: *GASPS* Hansel: *GASPS* *long pause of shock* Derek: *whispers* You can read minds?! --------------------------------------------- From Zoolander. THE MOST ####### AWSOME MOVIE EVER! I know that was longer than just a real quote would be but I just LOVE IT!
There is no spoon. (Neo, The matrix) But why is all the rum gone? (Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Carribean)