Masturbation a Sin?

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  1. whenthisbegan

    whenthisbegan Well-Known Member

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    :lol:
     
  2. Steph

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    LMFAO!! the shame...
     
  3. The Doctor

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    I think the longest Ive gone without it is......a week? I dunno...maybe a few days...can't remember.
     
  4. J-Flex

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    mine is 2 hours.....
    j/k
    my record is 2 weeks i guess...
    and record for many times a day is 4 or 5 times in 1 day...
     
  5. Kate

    Kate beat me senseless LPA Super Member

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    I haven't tried it, so I won't knock it, and I don't have anything against people who masturbate.
     
  6. Derek

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    Oh come on! Join the club and masturbate! Once you try it, you'll never deny it.

    :lol:
     
  7. linktolinkinpark

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    I never have and probably won't for a couple year's to come. Not saying I'm too yougn or anything. ;) Kidding but really i havn't. And I don't hold a grudge against people who do, but I still do believe in the bible and god. I don't however believe this is a sin. :chaz:
     
  8. Trish

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    No, it's not a sin.
     
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    so would most of us and then Hell would be THE place to be! People will split from heaven to wait on line outside Hell like they're trying to get into the hottest club in the world :) random little blurb there :unsure:
     
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    especcially if i'm here :p

    and i know this is REALLY late, but to be on topic, masturbation is a sin if you think its a sin, if you dont think its a sin, then i dont think its a sin. i think that it is your concience that dictates to you what is right or wrong. i am a proud Roman Catholic, but unlike some of the other Catholics, i have no problem with homosexuality and that stuff.... heck i even celebrate the ramadan fast with a friend of mine.... religion is bs if you want it to be, religion is your life if you want it to be. i dont know where im going with this.
     
  11. Aaron

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    Oh come on! Join the club and masturbate! Once you try it, you'll never deny it.

    :lol: [/b][/quote]
    Coming from a guy who hasn't masturbated in a MONTH!

    You've been booted from the club, to get back in you must:

    1) Get a tank.
    2) Take a ####.
    3) In a tank.

    Take a #### in a tank and your welcome back. :lol:
     
  12. arT saveS

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    w00t!!! you are right!!!!! sooo right!!!





    and i like masturbating.... :whistle:
     
  13. Omar A

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    And you'd know that because? :mellow:



    :lol:
     
  14. Aaron

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    And you'd know that because? :mellow:



    :lol: [/b][/quote]
    He told us all. Or me in particular. :shifty:
     
  15. Anthony.

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    He told us all. Or me in particular. :shifty: [/b][/quote]
    Yes he told us all :D .

    But I heard us guys technically need more to masturbate then the girls because we have a big sperm production :D . And that eventually it has to go out.
     
  16. LornVourkolakas

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    Yes he told us all :D .

    But I heard us guys technically need more to masturbate then the girls because we have a big sperm production :D . And that eventually it has to go out. [/b][/quote]
    Overall, most likely. It's more unlikely to have a girl masturbate than for a guy. But I'm another case. ;)
     
  17. Anthony.

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    Overall, most likely. It's more unlikely to have a girl masturbate than for a guy. But I'm another case. ;) [/b][/quote]
    It's called addiction :D .
     
  18. Aaron

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    Overall, most likely. It's more unlikely to have a girl masturbate than for a guy. But I'm another case. ;) [/b][/quote]
    I'd say women mastubate WAY more than men. I know one girl who masturbated 7 times in one day.
     
  19. Mark

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    I'd say women mastubate WAY more than men. I know one girl who masturbated 7 times in one day. [/b][/quote]
    Now that's stamina!
     
  20. Anthony.

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    Oh, easy shot...

    :whistle: :lol: .

    Honestly, we have a "reloading" period ; the firearm has to get more ammo. It can also overheat after abusive use.

    Wow, metaphores...
     
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