Corrupt A Wish

on my bed? aw shit, thanks.
Granted, but you get kidnapped by a homeless guy who steals your food and then kills you and eats your flesh. (that's my revenge for the cat ejaculating on my bed)

I wish I could eat pizza every day.

 

Granted, but your sick everyday

I wish my download would stop stopping.

 

Granted, but what you downloaded doesn't work in the end.

I wish I had some gaming console.

 

Granted, but it sucks

I wish PSN worked for me

 

granted but you wont be able to use it.
i wish i had a lamborghini.

 

Granted, a toy one.

I wish somebody was home

 

Granted, but they've been turned into zombies and they've come to your brains.

I wish my shirts would get here already

 

Granted, but they dont fit

I wish my head wasn't hurting

 

Granted, it just falls off instead.

I wish I don't have german class in school.

 

Granted, you have advanced trigonometry instead

I wish the fridge wasn't fucking empty

 

Granted, but your fridge full with spoiled food

I wish the sky full of star every night

 

Granted, but they suck up all the oxygen

I wish for some more info on the new album

 

Granted, the album is just a lie

I wish I get a letter accepted to Hogwarts

 

Granted, but voldemort kills you

I wish I had more socks

 

Granted, more smelly socks

I wish I had wings

 

Granted, but they do nothing

I wish there was no school.

 

Granted, but we live like animals(stupid)

I wish math wasn't that hard

 

Granted, you now have no opportunities

I wish I have more opportunities.

 

granted, but u wont be able to choose any.
i wish i was alive.