I am dead

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    Michael

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    Michael, Dec 18, 2003



    I lost my temper and broke my sterio controler and have smashed the toilet seat the pieces went metres. I am so dead. Wat shud I do?

    My mum doesnt know yet. :(
     
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    Will

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    Will, Dec 18, 2003



    Plead insanity and they'll give you a fair trial.

    Otherwise... blame it on the dog.
     
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    Mark

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    Mark, Dec 18, 2003



    The stereo controller can be replaced but smashing the toilet seat won't go over well. Fess up quickly and expect some harsh grounding. If you offer to replace it, thqta'll go over better. So save your cash. :p
     
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    Chris, Dec 18, 2003



    why DID you lose your temper?
     
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    Michael

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    Michael, Dec 18, 2003



    Over nothing. I may move in with my dad now. My mum is fed up with my temper. Move to my dads and go to anger mangement seems like a good plan. :(
     
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    Anthony., Dec 18, 2003



    Smashing things, but outside your house, is the best anger manangement cure.

    However, for the moment, hurry up to the closest Home Depot ;) .
     
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    arT saveS, Dec 18, 2003



    Say you were having a stroke and you couldn't help it.
     
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    Aaron, Dec 18, 2003



    Tell her you were taking a bog(a #### in other words.) and the explosion from your ass-hole was so enormous you blew up the toilet seat.

    :lol: :p

    Other than that, your a dead man.
     
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    Tim2

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    Tim2, Dec 18, 2003



    If your a little on the heavy side just say when you sat on it, it snapped!

    :mellow:
     
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    The Doctor

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    The Doctor, Dec 19, 2003



    You could say the Matrix broke them.
     
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    EvilMonyaki, Dec 19, 2003



    hmm... make up an excuse, break some more stuff n say the wind blew it off or a burgular came n was smashing stuff
     
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    Michael

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    Michael, Dec 19, 2003



    I aint heavy I am very thin. I got my brother to tell them the truth and I am gonna say I will pay for the replacement. :)
     
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    Phantom Duck

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    Phantom Duck, Dec 19, 2003



    FACE IT.

    Oh well, that works with dad anyway.
    Note: NOT with my mom.
     

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