Alphabet Stories

Pinkshit.

Yo, whats up with that pinkshit?

 

Queen

Tis' the Queen's shit!

 

Rat

Look at these rat droppings.

 

Shhhh... Snakeshit...

 

the

No! Don't step in that!! Look out for the elephant shit!! It must be a humongous load ah, ever!!!

 

U

U said what?

 

Vealshit

Vealshit is baby bullshit.

 

What

What the Fuck?

 

X

Hello X!

 

Y

X + Y = ?

 

Z

X + Y = Z!

 

Anyone

Anyone here like eggs?

 

Bacon

I like bacon with my eggs.

 

Can

I can see what you mean.

 

Dinner

It's good for Dinner too!

 

Eat.

I love to eat it too.

 

Fork

Do you use a fork?

 

Good.

No, its good to use a spoon.

 

Ham

Do you like green eggs and ham?

 

I

I think that i do.