Corrupt A Wish

Granted but you lose your keyboard.

I wish that people would stop wishing for stupid things.

 

Granted but now all of the forum members transform into very intelligent cats who still wish for stupid things.

I wish I wasn't bleeding.

 

Granted, I'm not Doctor, so these stitches might hurt a little.

I wish that getting my car fixed today goes smoothly.

 

Granted, but you get the wrong car back.

I wish i would turn my computer off and go to sleep.

 

Granted, but I heard you wrong. Your computer went to sleep and you will be turned off.

I wish that I had some tacos!

 

Granted but I misheard u and gave u burritos sorry

I wish I could go to L.A. to see LP

 

Granted, your trip to Louisiana to see a vinyl record will be ready for you shortly.

I wish I could lose more weight.

 

Grant you lose the weight by losing your hands, so no more typing for you.

I wish I can have a cake for my birthday.

 

Granted, but it has no frosting.

I wish for an awesome weekend.

 

Granted, but you sleep through all of it.

I wish for a enjoyable holiday.

 

Granted, have a Happy Justin Bieber Day.

I wish I didn't have to type with my tongue because of Vdalem.

 

Granted, you now have no tongue.

I wish that i would have a happy dream...

 

Granted, but you don't wake up from that dream.

I wish I didn't have to pee.

 

Granted, you now "have" peed on yourself.

I wish I could upgrade to iPhone 4.

 

Granted, but it doesn't work.

I wish for my dinner.

 

Granted but it always taste like Brussels sprout.

Wish for a cookie pizza.

 

Granted, but its covered in cheese and shit.

I wish that wasn't so horrible.

 

Granted, but there's one side affect: You will constantly have a boner when running.

I wish LP would release a new album tomorrow.